Go read book

Internet phrase that originated from rapper Jaydayoungan's sister's Tweet over the inauthenticity of news reporting her brother's death.
AINT NOBODY FUCKING DEAD STOP DICK EATING AND GO READ BOOK
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Read two books

In Persian, It means "دوتا کتاب بخون". It's A phrase commonly used by Persian people. People who try to persuade others to do the right thing.
Instead of using smartphones, read two books
by erfan20120 November 04, 2018
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cheque book racer

A person who throws large sums of money at a car to compensate for their mechanical retardation and lack of driving ability. Generally no clue as to what they are doing whilst usually making out they know everything.
So did you build that car or pay someone to do it for you like a cheque book racer?
by jjj bounce April 01, 2019
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Loud book girl

girls that think they are better than you BECAUSE THEY READ. she talks really fast, and has messy hair.
Person one: oh yea cassie is rlly smart.
Person 2: nah she is a loud book girl
by perry the platipussy November 23, 2021
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virtual burn book

referring to the movie "mean girls". the burn book is a book where the main characters page pictures of their classmates and roast the shit out of them with snarky comments or by accusing them of doing weird things. a virtual burn book is a group message in which the girls (or boys) in it spend most of their time sending pictures of other people and gossiping.
-conversation from the virtual burn book-
friend 1- *sends a picture of another girl*
friend 2- Holy crust... she's so trashy.

friend 3- I heard she gave Jake an STD.
by okyeano July 18, 2017
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oldest trick in the book

When someone tries to trick you with a popular trick.
Dude 1: Hey dude, Press Alt + F4 for free vbucks!
Dude 2: Hell no dude, i aint falling for the oldest trick in the book.
by trolled! March 26, 2023
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story book land

Only a nerd can work here btw it is also very dangerous I almost died
Man story book land is for pussies
by Hitler slayer 6969 August 27, 2017
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