So, you really thought that you were gonna beat the wii sports boxing champion and holy lord MATT?!?!?!?! well think again, bitch because you aren't beating this legend of a wii sports boxer
by Dicken Diaz April 27, 2020
Get the Wii sports mattmug. by fetchilaskonish December 14, 2018
Get the matt murdock shitmug. To consume, in a single sitting, two 3 litre bottles of Frosty Jack white cider. Once completed the task is to successfully navigate your way back to a bed or other lodging without evacuating the contents of your stomach.
Steve R@lf: "Dude I tried the Matt Knowles challenge yesterday"
Everyone else: "Was your ordeal successful?"
Steve Ralf: "Sadly not, I barely managed one bottle before I simultaneously vomited and defecated myself"
Ross GR: "You fucking bender"
Everyone else: "Was your ordeal successful?"
Steve Ralf: "Sadly not, I barely managed one bottle before I simultaneously vomited and defecated myself"
Ross GR: "You fucking bender"
by HarryTipper May 27, 2011
Get the Matt Knowles challengemug. Really is just a big flamer. Likes mens bums and makes the most shit movies ever. porn for a matt m. is jacking off to action essentials. No girls like him,he smells like ass shit, and wears the same clothes eurday everyday.
Joe:Guess what i got for christmas.
Dan: What!! a t.v.,vid game, new clothes?
Joe: No action essentials 2!!
Dan: wow yur such a matt m. and you smell like one to
Dan: What!! a t.v.,vid game, new clothes?
Joe: No action essentials 2!!
Dan: wow yur such a matt m. and you smell like one to
by godofcod2 January 8, 2012
Get the matt m.mug. When you're watching matt smithas the eleventh doctor of Doctor Who, and you fall off your couch and your panties fall off from seeing matt smith in screen. Most often occurs because of Moffat and the scene in "closing time" where the doctor is holding stormy and telling him not to cry.
Person 1: I was so sick last night while watching Doctor Who.
Person 2: what was wrong?
Person 1: I was suffering from Matt Smith syndrome.
Person 2: you were watching "closing time" weren't you?
Person 1: yeah...
Person 2: what was wrong?
Person 1: I was suffering from Matt Smith syndrome.
Person 2: you were watching "closing time" weren't you?
Person 1: yeah...
by MSDWfreaks April 14, 2013
Get the Matt Smith Syndromemug. Matt. The boy with the killer good looks that every girl falls in love with. He’s respectful, nice, charming, and did we say hot? He usually has brown hair that’s long and swoops across his forehead. Except, once you get to know him better, he’s a real dick. He treats girls like dog shit and drops them once he gets bored. He moves on in a second and always has a girl under his arm
Shelissa: Girl what’s wrong?
Amber: This boy I like ghosted me.
Shelissa: Oh damn, it’s a Matt isn’t it?
Amber: This boy I like ghosted me.
Shelissa: Oh damn, it’s a Matt isn’t it?
by CJacq December 24, 2018
Get the Mattmug. Matt is a good guy. He values friendship and with stay loyal. However, matt has a dark side and cheats on his partners and betrays his friends. He is good in bed but will back-stab anyone in an instant.
by The lord has spoken. Amen. June 9, 2018
Get the Mattmug.