twitter jizzing

spraying twitter with tons of tweets on a subject.

I just got 10 tweets regarding some shitty awards show, I wish people would stop twitter jizzing...

by ThorOdinTyr April 25, 2011

Twitter

the only blog were i didn't understand what the fuck was going on!

I have folowers called Tom Cruise!
What the hell??????
Is twitter a gay porn site for stars?

by nz555 September 28, 2009

tatters

A sometimes lesbian, golden girls watching chick who LoVeS hAmBuRgErRrRzZz!!1!! Also loves Fall Out Boy and banging.

That Tatters is glorious.

by FailureByDesign May 4, 2005

Stan twitter

Mostly young teenagers and young adults who spread more awareness and reliable information than mainstream media during times of injustice.

"Oh did you hear? Stan twitter took over informing protesters where police was shooting with rubber bullets."

"Stan Twitter took 2 hours to start protesting and voicing anger against injustice while (white) celebrities and influencers took three days to think about the situation."

by Habitofthebrave May 31, 2020

Twitter-Stalking

When a wannabe-stalker (most likely a fat,lazy nerd) decides to save time and energy on his illegal actions by just reading people's Twitter updates and imagining their situations.

Bob was arrested for Twitter-Stalking a supermodel.

by Tom Scaret September 5, 2009

Twitter Bitch

If one has more following than followers by margin of 15 (i.e 50 following but 35 followers) he or she is a twitter bitch.

This bitch is a twitter bitch.

by twitter123445 September 6, 2011

Twitter

To engage in sexual intercourse or other sexual activity between 1 or more people.

Dude: Were you just twittering yourself in there?
Dude2: Hell no, I had twitter with your mom.

There is nothing hotter then two girls twittering.

by Unit7 May 27, 2009