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posse thick

Travelling to a location or event with 3 or more people and a common goal.
We arrived at the concert posse thick.
by Wheeling On2 November 23, 2022
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good thick

(This applies to girls, I am a girl and I know how it’s like. I’m not sure what a male equivalent of it would be)

There is a stark difference between “damnnn she thick” and “go gym”, and that’s— body shape. See, two women could have a very similar, almost exact amount of body fat, but it’s the shape of their bodies that draws the line between attractive and mid/unattractive.

Let’s say Woman A has around 30% body fat, and has an hourglass body shape. Her hips, thighs, and chest are accentuated and she’s lucky because her body falls into one of the few types that people deem attractive, the true thick.

Woman B also has around 30% body fat, but she has a rectangle body shape (so do I!) and the fat collects in the form of her body, so nothing like her hips and thighs or whatever are accentuated, and will leave her looking like a cereal box. Unfortunately, no one will find this body attractive, and it hurts to have gone through that..

Some people who try to silence the undesirable girls with pity try to blur this difference, but it does not work, neither on paper nor in real life. You can try to rope both of the instances of Woman A and B into “thick/chubby” and label it all a good thing, but no. A is attractive, B is not. So now there have to be new terms: “good thick” (as seen in A) and “fat/bad thick” (as seen in B). Thanks a lot Pity Patrons.
Pity patron: nooooo don’t say that!! I saw your selfie in the server, youre thick and some people find that attractive!! youll find someone

Ugly girl: no, stop.. there’s a difference. There’s good thick, like that girl who posted right after I did, and then bad thick like me, there’s a difference

Pity patron: *observes the great difference* yea actually never mind LMAOAOAOOAOA
by spadecard November 25, 2022
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Slim Thick

Must meet all of the following criteria:
a) a bitch or female. Can also include transitioned bitches. We’re not bigots.
b) small waist. Absolutely. No. Fatties.
c) a dump truck
d) thighs like Mewtwo.
by MamblesJambles May 11, 2023
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Medium thickness

“He glazed my doughnut with medium thickness
by Woochiemama June 24, 2023
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lil thickie

“Bro will is the definition of lil thickie!”
by rheareezy July 21, 2023
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Misty Thicket Picnic

The graphic act of putting cheesecloth over a midgets face before proceeding to ejaculate on the cloth after not drinking water and eating only cheese for several days.
I’m into this new chick but she’s a little short. Going to give her a misty thicket picnic later tonight
by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles August 30, 2023
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Charver Thick/Stupid

A form of stupidity where the person is not only stupid and/or uneducated. They refuse to educate themselves that would help them to do better and basically be ignorant.

They insult people who are more intelligent than them and hate big words because they don't understand them.

The cure for being charver thick/stupid is education, books, self improvement in life and being a decent human being.

Charver Thick and Charver Stupid is the same thing with different words at the end.
Lee hasn't had a job since he left school. But he has had two kids with two different women, lives in a council house and hasn't made an effort to better himself in life because he hasn't set foot in a college or done anything to improve himself. If you try to help him he gets angry and makes excuses.

He won't change because not only is he thick/stupid and ignorant...He is Charver Thick/Stupid
by Happy Pancake July 22, 2024
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