by BlingCake November 15, 2020
It’s that women (maybe men as well?) with septum rings will allow and sometimes demand, that their past trauma or past adversity embody their personality. Self reflectively, they can maintain a state of perpetual victimhood which in turn allows them to maintain a state of constant and “justified” mental turmoil. They’re then allowed to make themselves the center of most conversations by explaining why their past trauma relates to seemingly benign, but ultimately offensive (because of aforementioned trauma) topics, and has led them to no longer have a positive outlook on said topic or in life.
Septum piercing theory checks out for this one.
by Traviswhiskey May 31, 2025
The theory that (regarding any upcoming physics test) you either know it or you don't. Not to be confused with the Ridings Postulate, which states that you either know it or you don't regarding ANY test, not simply physics. Applying these ideas often results in failure.
Me - "Dude, I have a physics test tomorrow! Fuck!"
Ridings - "Same. But I'm not studying, according to my theory, the Ridings Theory - in physics, you either know it, or you don't."
Ridings - "Same. But I'm not studying, according to my theory, the Ridings Theory - in physics, you either know it, or you don't."
by jm6695 December 25, 2013
by EXB FOR THE WIN March 25, 2020
A term made by Thxtboideli/DELI.
A theory where the title track of an album is considered or assumed to be the best track on the album
A theory where the title track of an album is considered or assumed to be the best track on the album
"good kid" and "m.A.A.d city" off of good kid, m.A.A.d city by Kendrick Lamar.
"This counts as the Deli theory, it might be the best song off the album."
"This counts as the Deli theory, it might be the best song off the album."
by Spuddy-Boy March 01, 2025
A theory thought up by a great philosopher which states: The thought of if someone has lost their virginity in a certain location, is more likely to be a yes.
person 1: Man this lake is pretty but there’s so many broken bottles on the ground
person 2: hey, you think someone lost their virginity here?
person 1: yeah, given Breezy’s Location Theory, most likely at least one person has
person 2: hey, you think someone lost their virginity here?
person 1: yeah, given Breezy’s Location Theory, most likely at least one person has
by Queen Breezy November 09, 2020
The summation of all the most prominent conspiracy theories that completely alter the world's history from the modern scientific account. Including Religion/God, Flat Earth Theory, Mythological history, No Forest Theory, Khazarian Jews, Illuminati/Rothschild/New World Order, Phantom Time Hypothesis, Faked Moon-landing, etc.
Person 1: Dude, you really believe in that Illuminati conspiracy theory?
Person 2: No, I believe in the Reality Theory, it's so much more than that
Person 2: No, I believe in the Reality Theory, it's so much more than that
by elbenoloco May 10, 2021