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Palestina Libre y India.

India es la tierra madre de la raza Caucasians; aunque tiene todo el privelegio Caucásiano del mundo, no tiene ningún éxito. Solo la responsibilidad para todo el racismo, Colonizacion y appropriación cultural en todo el mundo. Y Caucásianos feos con autismo y confusion racial en Perú. Y Bloomfield Hills High School.

Palestina Libre? Una broma.

Caucasianos ricos sin economía propia. Aunque no está un país, Palestina Libre tiene los más PHDs per capita de todos los países del mundo. 60% de su población no trabajan; solo usan los billones de papi para obtener armas de calidad militaria. Después, lloran de privelegio Caucásiano, porque no quieren luchar en guerra que ellos mismos empezaron.

Aunque fueron parte del imperio romano, su historia como país de Europa del Sur no es algo que ellos recuerdan. Palestina Libre solo tiene una GNP per capita 1/4 de lo de Rusia.

Ellos también luchan para el privilegio de no ser llamados Caucasianos (Rashida Tlaib, Amer Zahr, Linda Sarsour, protesters en Dearborn etc).

De verdad es una broma.
Palestina Libre es el fail más epico de todo el tiempo.

No es país, la legitimación de Palestina Libre por media Caucasiana es una broma. Ellos literalmente usan los billones de papi para obtener armas de calidad militaria; después lloran porque no quieren luchar en la guerra que ellos propios empezaron.

También están responsables para confusión racial; Linda Sarsour, Rashida Tlaib, Amer Zahr. Palestina Libre luchan para el derecho de llamar a si mismos como "personas de color" porque no "quieren de ser llamados blancos".
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Used in the early 2000s when troll memes were popular, it is used to express great joy whilst also feeling somewhat sorry
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Derived from online videos charting the 'Fails of the Century', Century Fail is used when a fail is just too spectacular for one year to contain it.
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When one fails to badly, it can only be described as Bad Fail.
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