A Romanian cave-dwelling troglodyte. Spends an inordinate amount of time preparing an assortment of phallic dishes of strange mystery meats. Favorite hobbies include taking other peoples' inventories, chore-monitoring and stranglebating to midget porn.
Man, everytime I need something from the kitchen, there is a Dan in there doing a bunch of weird shit.
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CO#1: Hey ain't that Slim Dan of Vegas?
CO#2: Well it was. Looks like he is Dan of the Dead now.
CO#1 Oh Well lets get back to to blowing loads down each others throat in the tower shall we?
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CO#1 Oh Well lets get back to to blowing loads down each others throat in the tower shall we?
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