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Math

The proper response to your math teacher asking you to show your work. May get you expelled.
"Okay, but why exactly is x=3?"
"'Cause math."
by Yo Momma Looks Like A Half-Ork November 12, 2022
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Math

fuck math, that shit gay
by Penguin Giraffe December 4, 2020
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Math

by Blurr brain November 19, 2021
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Swiftie Math

Also known as the numerology of Taylor Swift, which revolves around the number 13. From Taylor’s birthdate to her flight from Tokyo to Super Bowl 58 (5 + 8 = 13)—a trip that would take her approximately 13 hours—to attend her 13th NFL game this season, which is taking place on February 11 (2 + 11 = 13) with the Kansas City Chiefs facing the San Francisco 49ers (4 + 9 = 13). Also, adding her ubiquitous 13 to her boyfriend Travis’s #87 Chiefs’ jersey yields the perfect score 100.
Swiftie math provides math teachers worldwide a golden opportunity to expose millions of oft-math-anxious students-Swifties to the pseudoscience of numbers.
by Numerati February 11, 2024
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Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E means that you pee wherever you want, take more cold showers, go to gym and get buffer and buffer, date and get a girlfriend the THICCer the better, and live like a rat. Then math doesn't exist so what matters is balls, not math. Then battling to be the big E E.
Tony: *pees in basements and outside.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E!
by GreenHexagon October 10, 2024
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Math

1. (noun) An educational fail.
2. (noun) the calculation and application of measurement
He stayed late at school doing math
Philosophical man: What is...the meaning of...Math?
Well now you know, dumbo!
by JUST A PLAIN IDIOT January 19, 2019
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