has a handle on the situation

Has A Situation to a problem.

Bob has a handle on the situation.

by Kelly Plays ROBLOX February 10, 2017

martha has arrived

Marth has arrived means you are on your period

*woman walks into a room of women* Martha has ARRIVED!!

by Rory Graham June 25, 2016

My craziness has a system

A phrase one can use when only when going so off-piste that even expressions describing off-pistness are adulterated.

Tim: "Hey Rene, that‘s a pretty curveball approach to pouring a red wine... but I guess it worked out alright"

Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."

by jimmyjamole January 21, 2018

Has the titanic sunk

The titanic has sunk is a reference to when the dick has stopped being hard and has gone back to normal. It is usually the girlfriend/boyfriend who say it

Girlfriend: Hey are u ready.

Boyfriend: No sorry babes.

Girlfriend: Has the titanic sunk.

by Mickey Mouse 370142834288 January 6, 2017

This has to be hailed as a raging success

Sort of shite a deadbeat says when somethings been a one sided exercise in scoring virtue signalling points

This has to be hailed as a raging success, the hashtag you add when posting staged photos at a wacky warehouse when you have 2 hours free from all day spooneys sesh to spend with your kids

by Buffoon in a park December 5, 2020

Colonel Sanders has a wife

ditched a man to get that fried chicken or some shit

friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*

by steroidSteve December 6, 2020

Hoo-ha

A disagreement that occurs as a result of somebody curling a big log out in the kitchen sink as their significant other is occupying the sole bathroom in the house having a relaxing soak

My girlfriend and I had the usual hoo-ha on Christmas Eve last year

by Marigold December 21, 2020