I'm suffering from the discharge from my arse-cockles and it's causing me some rather unpleasant chaffing in the pants region.
by The Wheelchair Detective August 22, 2006
by Conmcsweeney November 06, 2019
"Oh, no breakfast for me thanks. I've had my arse at high tide for the past two days and I'm afraid to fart in case I blow out a tsunami!"
by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020
1.Fuck mate I really need to snap some arse right now.
2. I love indian food but fuck does it make me snap some serious arse the next day.
3. I was snapping some arse and realised there was no toilet paper half way through. Fuckin spewing.
4. Snapping arse means to take a shit.
2. I love indian food but fuck does it make me snap some serious arse the next day.
3. I was snapping some arse and realised there was no toilet paper half way through. Fuckin spewing.
4. Snapping arse means to take a shit.
by Azuraz1 July 08, 2024
Long hair? Bubble butt?
When washing your hair and discover a collection of hair in the crack of your arse when drying.
When washing your hair and discover a collection of hair in the crack of your arse when drying.
Whilst drying her body after washing her hair she discovered nature's 'Arse Floss' in the crevice of her butt. Flossing her hole as she pulled it out.
by Jinx'83 May 05, 2021
by Unknowndudewithhugedoinks June 20, 2018
A Narcissist with no arse/ass/buns/buttocks/Derriere ... this condition is normally accompanied by a sister disorder where they dislike Ski holidays, democracy and moving home. Sometimes spotted on Call of Duty: Warzone, when not making themselves the centre of attention at wedding number 12 of the year. Ironically, where their complete lack of arse is laid bare for all to see.
by mystery excelsiorite January 22, 2021