tapped

It's Saturday night, you are at your sister's linkedin event, it's now three am and they play ABBA.

This is tapped
ALternatively/ I am tapped

by isabellamaria1111111 February 25, 2023

tap

Can you drink tap water in Dublin?

tap tap

by Krkič June 6, 2019

Tapping the Cat

When a girl masturbates

"I'm gonna go tap the cat now"

Guy #1: "I heard Lynn was tapping the cat. What's that mean?"

Guy #2: "it's just another word for masturbating, man."

by iamyourdaddy6669 April 23, 2015

Boobie Tap

When a really gross frat boy touches your boob

"Yo, Meatcube Micheal totally boobie tapped that girl at the sausage fest on Saturday ."

by SILENCEYOUCUR April 27, 2021

tripped and tapped

when the infuriated oversoul goes to the unders and does something that isn’t rainbows and butterflies and then the terrestrial version a couple millennia later trips on lsd25 and looks in the mirror just to find out he gets tapped into psychosis by some dust on a door

dammit again jośe i got tripped and tapped into psychosis again

by drew3 June 11, 2024

booby tap

When TSA agents expose breasts during a vigorous frisking check up at any airport that has TSA. It often leads to sueing by th female victim

Wife: " Those people just booby taped me"
Husband: " What? you should sue"
Wife: " yeah the hell I will. No one booby taps me and get away with it"

by cleverassholelover November 15, 2011

Polish tap

To hit or bang something that isn’t working correctly in order to make it function properly. Typically a mechanical or electrical device.

The TV wasn’t working right so I gave it a good ol’ Polish tap, and it started working again!

by Azz3879 July 18, 2021