Trump

The 45th and 47th President of the United States.

Has a name that sounds like the sound that cattle with gastrointestinal disorders emit from their posteriors.

Watch out! That cow's about to Trump!

by That Stupid Tsuchinoko March 12, 2025

Trump

Volatility

Yo, so the market is so Trump

Yea, my dating life is just Trump

The ocean is so Trump today

by Blue Eyes OG March 12, 2025

Trump

A trump -- a little turd that comes out instead of a fart.

He had a little trump and had to change his underwear.

by HarleyGuy March 29, 2025

trump

1. A commonly used term that refers to old smelly garbage.

2. An adult diaper that's full of shit.

"Someone forgot to take out Trump."
"Don't let Trump sit there too long it's going to stink up the place."
"If it wasn't for the Trump in there, the place would be worth something."

by JustASouthernGuyOnTheInternet April 16, 2025

Trump

Trump is a dumbo with no hair and a fake wig. Trump is an inbred and cousin to the Lorax but more ugly. Also if you squeeze him he makes orange juice. Bro ate too many carrots that he became one. also loves (romantically) Elon and Kim and Putin!

*an orange guy with bad wig* ha what a trump

by Hadand tal January 20, 2026

trump

a very smell shit that leaves an orange stain on the toilet paper. Likely caused by foods with lots of tomatoes like spaghetti sauce.

I flushed a stinky trump this morning, I could tell by the orange stain it left on the paper.

by pseudoman6 January 30, 2026

Trump

Trump: (verb) To manipulate a narcissistic moron by means of insincere flattery.

If you want something from him, trump the idiot. Give him some ridiculous award and he'll throw his legs up like a bitch in heat.

by Linguistic Expert February 7, 2026