Bar Time

A clock that is set 15 minutes ahead. Typically done in bars so that they can ensure that no one is served after legal curfew.

The kids were always late for school until we set the kitchen clock to bar time.

Bar Time by John Lamoureux October 25, 2007

ownage time 

1. An establishing of dominance over a situation at a predetermined time.
2. A situation in which ownage is occuring.

1. "If she comes back up here talking shit, it's ownage time"
2. Guy 1: "That guy is chugging two beers and smoking a cigarette at the same time!"
Guy 2: "That's ownage time!"

ownage time by ownage time August 9, 2006

Good-Time-Guy

A man who has a lot of casual sex with women and/or men with no commitment involved.

"I don't want anything to do with a good-time-guy like him"

Good-Time-Guy by Kreatus May 30, 2009

food-nap time 

when you sleep and eat at the same time.

Food time comes after nap time, not before, then comes food-nap time! That's my favorite time.

food-nap time by Tylere Webb October 23, 2004

Raping My Time 

What Every One Woman Does To A Man Over The Phone


But In General, Anyone Taking Time Away From You For Their Own Personal Benefit Out Of Ignorance

Made Popular By Comedian Patrice O'neal

"Man: I Gotta Go

Woman: Why You Gotta Go I Wanna Talk To You Some More

Man:Bitch You Are RAPING MY TIME!!!

(but really says)

Man: ok :{

Raping My Time by A Stalker You Know.....Yea.... October 20, 2008

faced of time 

Similar in spirit to 'waste of time','faced of time' refers to the time that one wastes electronically 'socializing' rather than socializing in person.

A: Hey, wanna walk over to the bar and grab a beer? I hear there's a good band playing.

B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....

A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!

faced of time by Bryan Gilbreath March 2, 2010

FIRST TIME 

The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone, just her and I
Her hair so soft, her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine
I don't know how, I tried my best
I started placing my hands on her breasts
When I did it, I felt no shame
And all at once the white stuff came
At last I was finished, it's all over now
My first time ever,
At milking a COW !

I bet when you read this you thought I was going to make it a first time sex story. It's cute though huh?

FIRST TIME by NikkiK May 22, 2006