Jing the thing

To give yourself some love. To tame the dragon. To wax the candle. To work the shift stick. To buff the banana. To beat the bishop. To pet the python. To play your own trumpet. To fondle the flagpole. To answer nature's booty call. To fiddle the flute. To go the extra mile for yourself. To shine the doorknob. To shake the snake awake.

"Where is Joe? I haven't seen him in a while.

"He is in his room. I have told him repeatedly not to jing the thing so much."

by BuzzedBrain January 28, 2020

Monkey Things Up

In American English "Monkey" is used for silliness, and is certainly the most common connotation, association with a monkey can also mean foolishness, aggravation, environmental terrorism, and cold.

To "Monkey Things Up" is to make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business"

Monkey Things Up: To make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business
Mother: Billy, I've just cleaned the house, I don't need you or your friends coming in here and Monkeying Things Up

by UncleLoid January 19, 2019

Stranger Things Enjoyer

Fucking Stupid Prick

"Hola Mi Amigo"
"Why are you talking like that you fucking Stranger Things Enjoyer"

by zxfcghjk September 29, 2022

It's a Chelsea thing

Being racist

Bill went to an away game and chanted racial slurs at players, it's a Chelsea thing.

by 1997HondaCivic March 19, 2021

An entire thing of butter

The bottom line is that this doesn't really have a definition. It's just what the hell is the name of the container butter comes in?!

I used an entire thing of butter when making that cake.

by The Govenor May 18, 2020

Untrue things

DO change people's minds Chris.

Hym "Being mean doesn't... And untrue things DO! And I don't agree that being mean doesn't change people's minds. Look at Jordan Peterson. He's ridiculous now. Can't you just admit it? Can't you just admit it just one time? You a promoting ideas that you know are not true and don't actually believe. How about this: You can't change people's mind if they are right and you are wrong. Like, you can't convince me that the Jews spoke to a reality monster. That isn't possible. There could BE one I guess and if so I'm gonna have to kill it but I highly doubt you spoke to it and it made you the boss of me forever. No amount of obfuscating what constitutes belief or God is going to bridge that divide. Chris it's just stop being mean, shut up, let us steal your shit and deny you the credit you deserve, and work a job. That's it. And for what? All to keep Kendra from having to be the whore who molested a retard instead of fucking the creator of AI? To get me to accept the untrue things you are saying as true? Or is it because you cannot accept that you are not more deserving of things that I am? You deserve less. You're contribution is worth less. And that applies to all of the YouTube filth. Mine is more. It doesn't matter how I did it. I did it."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2025

Fart of a thing

A country saying which makes reference to someone/something that is small

This apple is a fart of a thing.
You are only a fart of a thing.

by Michella_. September 9, 2018