theoneneoeon

Someone who dedicates every paycheque to his favorite manchild on the internet.

you are being a theoneneoeon, you could spend that money on something useful why this?

by StiffImpersonator June 15, 2021

theory of screwed

the theory of screwed

definition: when you mess something up so bad it goes back to normal

Guy#1: Man I used the theory of screwed to correct my sleep scedual.

Guy#2: man I should probally try that too!

by Hoimates1 August 11, 2021

theofficialkite

theofficialkite is the coolest person on vkeitt who hates kpop stans and vkei stans kite is also an encyclopedia of vkei bands u could ask him if he knows a band called banged and gagged and he would pull up with an actual band kite is the coolest owner 😎
We should all be like kite

Roman:kite do you know this band called yo momma
Kite: yes roman i do,they released their new single recently.
Roman: :0
Ry: see roman kite knows everything
Theofficialkite is the coolest person alive

by Gillecadith November 30, 2021

theoslove

an amazing editor who is a draco stan (😬)

omg have u heard of theoslove?
I LUV SERENETY

by putputput December 22, 2021

theoboxtorious

the person who always spoils the surprise; spreads the secret. Very unrelaible

john is theoboxtorious, he always tells the secret

by Inklev August 24, 2023

Belt Theory

You can't wear a brown belt with black shoes and you can't wear a black belt with brown shoes

Hazel, haven't you ever heard about the belt theory, that belt so doesn't go with those shoes!

by NikiLicky September 10, 2009

Knanny theory

Never discuss Politics or religion with those you truly love.
Be thier for a friend/family even after that friendfamily member has crossed you in the past. There was a reason they were part of your life from the get go.

Never judge a book/movie by it's cover. It's all sales and marketing tack designed to allure your sights to the product. Reading in to and research is the only way to understand it completly for yourself.

When you say love it means you are willing to to the right above all for that reason. Even if it stupms you short in the end.

Knanny theory: All will be well
another Day
another sell
Unconsious minds bring upon thier own hell

Love with your mind
Keep you heart beating
Journey the next day my darling kind
It's only your body depleting

I'll love now as I did then
Artisctic ability's warm your soul
Speaking again, only you will know when
Take a glimps choose your goal

I wish you what brings you solace with a smile
For some one to hear the words stay a while
Will bring a bridge and fill a gap
Nor soldiers slain, riddled, with sap:)

by FleshIsonlyskindeap November 30, 2009