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Sock Tossing

Filling a sock with enough baby batter to fling it on a wall like a cheap sticky toy.
by Gynobutter July 4, 2018
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Sock Boi

sock boi is a kewl dewd😎😎😎 he has hair like a sock and has wAcKy biology! (he has bone under his hair)
Isn't Sock Boi a cool dude?!?!
by Rivvet November 3, 2021
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Lucky sock

To lucky sock, one must talk to someone else for, at least, a little bit too long about something very obscure or particular that clearly the other person shares zero interest in.
It is important that the person being lucky socked on has zero interest, as opposed to having a disdain for the topic.
The amount of time is also crucial. A simple sentence is not enough. It must be enough time to make the person being lucky socked on uncomfortable.

One more crucial part of lucky socking is that the topic is somewhat lame and obscure. It is not lucky socking if the topic is about something society deems to be cool.

It can be be used as "lucky sock," "lucky socked," or "lucky socking."
Ex 1) The weird kid in the cafeteria lucky socked on me about his pog collection. He spoke to me for 20 minutes and all I could say was "cool."

Ex 2) I would tell you all about my love for Antiques Roadshow on PBS, but I figured you would not care at all so I will not lucky sock on you about it.

Ex 3) Person 1- I hope I didn't just lucky sock on you about my sex life.
Person 2- No you didn't. You simply just bragged, asshole.
by Grapefruit17 July 6, 2022
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Cock Sock

A 'cock sock' is a dedicated sock purely for the purpose of beating your meat with with.
Person 1: "Why is this sock crusty"?
Person 2: "Because that is my cock sock"
by Somesketchybloke February 21, 2018
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Driving Sock

The sock a male masterbates into while driving rather than use a fist full of facial tissue.
Andy; " dude why is there only one sock in your glove compartment?" Bob replies; "Don't touch that, it's my driving sock, gotta save the turtles man."
by VonZee July 14, 2023
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steak sock

Hey look at the guy on team hot sauce with the huge steak sock.
by Hotsauce420 April 5, 2016
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Toob sock.

We used to call it a spunk sock but now we call it a Toob sock.
by BlueElvis October 19, 2020
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