Elton John’s surprise

Cumming in your hand and slapping a random stranger in the face

I gave Ben an Elton John’s Surprise yesterday

by JoJo’s Dictionary November 3, 2021

Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise

When a person fills their anal cavity with lube, corn syrup, and black dye, and surprises someone with it. Usually a significant other during sex.

Jimmy was shocked when he saw Susan gave him Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise after only the second date.

by Cthulhureceiver November 29, 2019

Birthday Burrito Surprise

Put on your birthday suit, wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito, wait for your significant other, friends, or family (if you dare) to see you, and then quickly unwrap your butt-ass-naked-self in front of them, yelling, “Surprise!” You’re naked when you do this - in case you missed it.

Girl 1: Omg, when I got home, my boyfriend gave me a Birthday Burrito Surprise.
Girl 2: What the heck is that?
Girl 1: He was wrapped in a blanket, like a burrito, and then surprised me when he popped out naked!

by Joooshy January 18, 2023

Montana roadside surprise

In any state, you get pulled over and in order to get out of a ticket you seduce the state trooper (gender not important) and bang them on the side of the road.

(person 1) haha I got pulled over but I pulled a montana roadside surprise; no ticket bitches...
(person 2) NICE!

by coolkidjf7 May 19, 2009

high rise surprise

Farting in an elevator before sending it on to the next floor, resulting in a nasty surprise for the next rider.

Ken moved out of his downtown apartment after the girls on the 13th floor left him a high rise surprise on Saturday night.

by The mad shatter November 29, 2017

ricky dicky surprise

The sexual art of eating a girl out and it not being flavorful enough. You proceed to put a lip in and use her vagina as a spitter. Once you've finished your dip you place the entire pinch in her vagina and give it two pumps to make sure it's all the way in. She then to top it all off queefs the dip onto your chest.

The Ricky dicky surprise last night tore her pussy up but was so worth it.

by Haharickydick7 January 8, 2017

front fart surprise

When a lady queefs for the first time.

I guess I hit the right spot, because it was a front fart surprise.

by Rawnuts69 July 27, 2023