Post-nut suicide

when the post nut clarity hits one so hard that you either commit, or begin to contemplate suicide out of either shame or guilt.

Police officer 1: what was the motive
Police officer 2: it appears to be another Post-nut suicide, you can still see the tissues on the floor

by regrets2983910 January 4, 2022

Spice induced suicide

Getting a bag of fiesta sized takis and crumbling it up until everything is a powdery mess and downing the whole bag

David: dude did you hear about john, he shit all of organs out
Steven: how did that happen
David: he committed spice induced suicide

by Cunt lettuce February 17, 2020

Russian Suicide Bomber

Extreme sexual position when the male lays on the floor by the edge of the bed with his boner lifted, the female then jumps off the bed from a standing position and attempts to land on the male boner

John got is balls busted by the heavy bitch doin a russian suicide bomber

by ss23 May 11, 2010

social murder-suicide

When your friend starts dating a girl and virtually removes both himself and her from society and all friends. Closely resembles killing one's love interest and self with less finality than actual death.

"Dude, I haven't seen Charlie since he started going steady with Jenn..."
"I know man, just another social murder-suicide. So sad."

by Jack Clodder December 15, 2008

Suicide hotline jerk

When calling into a suicide hotline, you jerk off as you tell the operator your story. As you get more emotional, you increase the speed of you jerking off. For those who are participating in this act, it kills two birds with one stone by relieving stress and having some sexual action.

As I told the operator my sob story, I came closer and closer to cumming, all while telling her about how I wanted to kill myself. The suicide hotline jerk has saved me many many times.

by tyreethus_mento September 12, 2017

suicide dutch oven

when you dutch oven someone but dont force them to smell it.

to do a suicide dutch oven you fart under blankets then turn a light on and to avoid the light they will go under the blankets and be dutch ovened.

by that one guy that no one knows October 29, 2012

arkansas style suicide

A method of suicide where the decedent shoots him or herself twice in the back of the head. Named for the wife of a famous Arkansas governor after several people close to her took their lives in this manner

"In other news, a young man was found dead today after he committed an arkansas style suicide. He was scheduled to appear before a grand jury after announcing he had information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton"

by JFisc October 12, 2017