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I just have really high standards

Jus ANOTHER WAY 2 SHUT DOWN AN UGLY GUY TRYIN TA GET WIF U
YEA..NO ITS I just have really high standards
by Toof Pic June 27, 2004
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indian hand stand

An act which involves defecating on one's self for sexual enjoyment. The subject will perform a hand stand and proceed to cover themselves in their own fecal matter. Whilst upside down, gravity will force the fecal substance to cover the body. A successful attempt is called an "Indian Hand Stand."
Dammit, Frank did an Indian Hand Stand again. Grab the steam cleaner!
by Booty Burgler August 12, 2006
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stand user

A person with a stand basically, they always have a hidden talent that allows them to get the stand in the first place, if they didnt have that talent, they would either die a horrible death(assuming they got pierced by the stand arrow or tried to get a stand through Jesus corpse) or just simply not get the stand.
person 1:"Dude, the things happening to me lately have been extremely abnormal, i disnt even think something like that was physically possible."
person 2:"It was probably a stand user using their stand on you, be cautious"
by Nintara September 14, 2017
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deer stand

A place out in the woods where most rednecks are out waiting for the big buck, but most of the time it is used for drinking, telling lies, and watching porn on their ipods.
Yeah I setted up my deer stand for another season of serious "hunting".
by Lil Duff 2008 October 9, 2008
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stand

A person who is in a queue but not actually purchasing anything or the partner or friend of someone who is.
Excuse me, are you in the queue or are you a stand?
by mids99 July 30, 2009
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Keg Stand

A sexual position where the man lies flat on his back, and the woman is held up on her hands and sucks his penis. Similar to a keg-stand.
She isn't much of a beer drinker, but she can do a mean keg stand if you know what I mean.
by Jason and Jenn September 8, 2011
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one night stand

The name of the ECW reunion show ran by the WWE in June 2005.
On Sunday June the 12th of 2005 I had the best one night stand ever, ECW's One Night Stand. I didn't get an STD from that one night stand.
by Mike December 28, 2005
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