speedbeer

Any type of energy drink, usually highly caffinated and loaded with other ingredients for quick energy. Brands such as Monster, Rock star, Red Bull, Jolt Cola, Dark dog, Stacker 2 Stinger, Lost and many, MANY others.

I’ve felt like hammered shit all morning, but I forced a speedbeer down the gullet @ 1430 and that should see me through until I head home.
-SKTFM

by Muttlee February 16, 2005

speed razor

My little mexican roller derby girl i'm going to make a fist hat out of tonight.

Speed Razor is coming by later.

by kcheimer June 26, 2008

speed texting

When someone texts at or close to the speed of light and defies the laws of physics. This is usually accomplished by preppy teenage girls.

Dude1: My new girlfriend just replied to my text before it even finished sending!

Dude2: She must be speed texting again.

by Aceacles December 30, 2009

speediate

To speed up a process

me: I don't like microwaves
friend: Really? I speediate cooking by throwing my potato in the microwave first, then the oven.

by hawkin October 21, 2011

Speed Boat-ing

1. To procrastinate to the point of avoiding the thing completely
2. To do a job so badly nobody wants it, anyway.

Boss: What is this shit?
Employee: I was Speed Boat-ing...
Boss: You're fired!!!

by Lucille Tercio July 1, 2016

The Speed Of Tom Araya

The act of singing a Slayer song perfectly, the speed, lyrics, and pitch correct. No one mortal being can do this, except for Tom Araya, who is superhuman.

Originally thought up by Johnny Qyxzzy

Slayer Fan 1: Hey dude, can you go at the speed of Tom Araya?

Slayer Fan 2: I wish! No one can, man.

by Qyxzzy August 11, 2010

reverse speedo

When a man start shaving his pubic hair and then continues to expand the shaved area until it looks like a pair of speedos of no hair.

I walked out of the bathroom with what looked like a reverse Speedo. I had become so caught up in the clean-up effort that I had totally forsaken any attempt to blend. Each swath removed led to another that seemingly needed to go. The end result was a totally unnatural ruler-straight line of hair running across my waist about two inches below my belly button and oddly smooth upper thighs.

by A truly random unused name August 13, 2010