The Soft Shift

(Verb) The unethical act of your Precinct's Captain or Lieutenant (in some cases Sergeant), assigning a shift to you with no prior notice or attempts to inform you.

The Soft Shift is typically accompanied by a firm, "come on (your name)... I know you saw it on your schedule... and now I don't have any other Officers to get it covered..."

by Salty_LEO_1984 July 25, 2019

soft

When a person is weak, and they cannot stand up against anyone because they are too threatened.

Noah "you are soft sir you wont fight me"

by teacher boy June 12, 2019

Extra soft

When it’s just not hard enough to please your partner

Damn, I left the butter on the bench last night it’s gonna be extra soft, my partner would not be able to be pleased anymore.

by John john-Smith Smith August 2, 2022

medium soft

When a man's penis is not fully hard, but also not fully soft, but can pass off as a decent size because its halfway hard

When Male actors show their penis in movies they make sure they get a nice medium soft so that it doesn't look small

by IrritatedData February 18, 2020

to Soft

Verb (Softing, Softed) Extremely light caressing strokes with fingertips across skin, when done correctly ALMOST tickles & causes chills down spine. Not sexual in fact but can be made so if stroking the appropriate areas.

I'm very tactile and I love to SOFT Marvin's skin.

by ezmom63 March 22, 2023

Soft hoor

A soft hoor is someone that’s scared of a good alcoholic beverage, often used in Ireland or Scotland

See at boy er what a soft hoor he is

by anonymous December 20, 2021

Soft solipsism

You're a morally confused moron who wants to play gender politics and you're doing this not because you believe soft solipsism is good but because it's the opposite. You're entire mind is just 'I dO tHe OpPoSiTe!' Now and you're a fucking idiot for being like this. You're fucking all the fat cocks, upto and including retards and children, and now you are making shit up to spite me.

Hym "Yeah, and your reading comprehension could use some work. The soft solipsism isn't good. You're delusional about your own virtue and you don't get to have a say in this because you are not fucking me. You're not a part of this. The opposition is entirely fabricated and their position is just the opposite of whatever I say as I say it. You need to shut these dumb whore up and get the show on the road here because if your would have put an end to this yesterday there is a good chance you would have more kids running around."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2025