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Margarita Shower

after your boss gives you a hard time at work and your spouse gives you a hard time when you get home you just want to take a shower and drink a margarita.
Mark: I have had a rough day at work and now my wife is mad at me. I need to take a margarita shower and relax.
by threefingers June 25, 2021
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Margarita Shower

When you have had a stressful week at work and you come home and your spouse is mad at you so you just want to get away and relax by having a margarita drink in the shower.
My boss was demanding and my wife mad at me when I got home. I took a margarita shower to relax.
by threefingers June 25, 2021
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Bumpy Shower

A gay sex act which involves but is not limited to entering a shower, bathtub, or sauna for the purpose of contracting multiple sexually transmitted infections such as gonorrhea, herpes, and genital warts. Quite often bubble bath or conditioner is used as lubrication to penetrate the anus. This often leaves both participants feeling dirtier than when they entered.
Jole: Did you hear that Bret gave Frank a bumpy shower?

Matt: Yea man, I heard they're both burnin now

or

Jole: I've been farting bubbles all day man what happened last night?

Matt: You don't remember? We took a bumpy shower.
by Chuck VanDoren September 25, 2012
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Eco Shower

A shower consisting of two or more people. It is usually a device that's used to legitimize having sex in the shower. Saving water has never been so fun.
Guy: That's so cool that you spend a summer in Japan saving dolphins. You know I'd be willing to take an Eco Shower with you if you'd want to save the environment a little more.

Girl: Ok! Anything to save the Earth!
by The Real Finkle March 4, 2012
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Shower Sport

1. the act of masturbating for long periods of time while in the shower.
1. Engaging in shower sports extended his showers by 10 minutes.
by britevision December 18, 2011
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shower jellyfish

Semen that ends up floating around on the shower floor on its way down the drain.
I can't wait until my girlfriend moves in so I can stop sending shower jellyfish.

I need a girlfriend so I can stop slipping on shower jellyfish.
by pcb1 July 19, 2011
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kebab shower

when you shower with another person, stood back to back and rotating like a kebab
We’ll see you in a minute, just going for a kebab shower!
by colldog November 22, 2021
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