A Spitting Alien

The act of fellatio whereby the male inserts his penis into his partner's whole in their neck created from a tracheotomy and the head of the penis visibly protrudes out his partner's mouth and, at climax, ejaculates onto the male's torso, similar to the alien on Segourny Weaver in the Aliens movies.

After forty years of smoking, my wife had cancer of the larynx, but fortunately now, her surgery hole allows me to perform a Spitting Alien.

by The Law of Trifecta February 28, 2011

Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent

A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.

by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011

Spitting Biscuit

The best way to geta chicks number without getting slapped while not knowing her name

Spitting biscuit is cool

by SBFAKFBGKA October 9, 2007

Shitfinger

To steal or to mess up other people's things

You shitfingered my lighter.
Ive got to unshitfinger this house.

by King of alliance NE May 1, 2009

Spitting ya dummy out

Also known as chucking ya rattle from the pram, basically a tantrum or emo rage.

Ooohhh, spitting ya dummy out are ya

by Canaire September 4, 2014

blame shifting reprobate

some one who blames others with out regard for fact.

only a blame shifting reprobate would try to claim the job losses from the 2008 Janesville, Wisconsin GM plant were Barack Obama's fault.

by tom_4099 September 2, 2012

Money Shifting

The movement of money as it relates to economics and business. How money is attracted and revenues or profits are created in an ever-changing marketplace.

Ignoring MONEY SHIFTING means getting left out or left behind in a SURPLUS of ordinary, average, or out-dated. Search ECONOMIC SHIFTING or MONEY SHIFTING. "Money Shifting" is the new financial education on creating a better life, business, financial future, etc.

by Mr. Mastermind January 15, 2009