Excel sheet attraction

Men decide attraction in one column: hot or not.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.

He was cute, but his emotional unavailability ruined the score. Excel sheet attraction error. Deleted.

by thevellikudi November 7, 2025

type sheesh

Type sheesh, a word used to agree with someone on a topic.
Held out sheeshs often mean that the take is incredibly ocky with higher pitched sheeshs displaying excitement

Bro1- Yo lemme get the BEC da ocky wayyy
Bro2- Type Sheesh

by i_am_sexybeast69 November 17, 2025

Drop a spread sheet

Ejaculate, come, male climax
Act of projecting semen out of the body through one's cock

Did you drop a spread sheet?

Yeah! All over her face and she licked it.

by tickl1sh May 29, 2014

Sing Yesterday's Music Sheet

1.Not literally as it is, this expression is used only when two friends (either existing gender), happens to kill another one accidentally and one or neither of them never tried (to solve this problem together) to sing the same song of regret yesterday.

2. To paraphrase, "Sing (or sung) Yesterday's Music sheet", is to settle a problem between two friends (usually a love situation." So when saying sing or sung, it is meant to settle.

*interrogation of deceased person's friend*
Police: It's not entirely your fault
Boy/girl: No! It is! I should've been the one to Sing Yesterday's Music Sheet with him/her!

by Sin_P June 10, 2017

Smited by the sheeps

When your playing minecraft and you kill one rainbow sheep plus two other regular sheep the next day you get struck by lightning

Guy 1:how was your day
Guy 2:it was good, i got smited by the sheeps

by Nesquikkid October 6, 2019

mac and sheet

When one person puts max and cheese in another person’s butthole, and then eats it out.

I heard Nick mac and sheeted Jess last night.

by DeanRylie June 29, 2020

Going full sheet

Kylie Monroe going full sheet- the act of being suddenly, explicitly, and personally racist or bigoted to a culturally marginalized group or individual, usually a form or component of an assault

Syn: "saying the quiet part out loud"

The thing about old racists is that many of them have been in cushy jobs long enough that dog whistles are a second language so it's rare to catch them going full sheet. On the bright side, they'll be dead soon!

by Pixxi Kropotkin November 3, 2020