Salty Vet

Any women is over the age of 35 and hooks up with younger men

This salty vet was trying to hook with me last night

by Coyne November 25, 2003

salty alarm clock

The act of blowing your load in your' still sleeping girlfriends eye.

"When I woke up this morning with morning wood that bitch was still sleeping, basically begging for the salty alarm clock."

by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008

salty treat

your freshly picked booger that you feed to your dog

come here and get a salty treat!

by pickerforyou December 13, 2009

Salty Walrus

When your getting a little butthurt, usually over nothing

Kirk, why are you always such a salty walrus? It was a joke! -Maddie

by TheWhaleHimself January 3, 2019

Salty Balls

An Italian appetizer served mostly in authentic Italian pizzerias. They are round balls of pizza-like dough that has garlic or scalliions mixed in. The balls are then sprinkled rather liberally with salt.

"Wow man, you ate four salty balls? That's awesome!"

by Jonah J. July 4, 2006

salty sea bass

when you take the girls vagina and light a match and let her quiff on the match onto your chest.to make a flame of quiff.

you need a salty sea bass muda fucka.

by very very very very bored September 27, 2009

Salty Fianna

To piss in a bowl, pick up a turkey baster and suck the bowl dry. Then to insert the turkey baster full of piss in a chicks ass while your fucking her.

Hey Kota i want a salty fianna so can you squirt some piss in my ass with a turkey baster? Thanks babe.

by Dusean October 5, 2010