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United States Of America

The United States Of America is basically the edgy kid in class that tries to be different and unique from everyone else and also tries to force their beliefs onto other people.
by ZanetheBane November 1, 2021
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The United States of America

The United States of America is a country situated in North America, sandwiched between Canada and Mexico (with the exception of Alaska and Hawaii). It's a first world country with some problems and issues which happened to be the only superpower, nothing more, nothing less.

To extremists, however, the United States of America is either a state which its civilians are fatso's cocking guns into eachother every few seconds, a future ethnostate which needs to remove immigrants one way or another, a perfect country which can do no wrong, or a boogeyman evil which can't do absolutely good and need to be either "liberated", or collapse.
Person: The United States of America is a North American country between Canada and Mexico. It's a first world country which has some issues that need to be fixed, but still a pretty nice country. Can't wait to get my hands on some Texas BBQ and some Gumbo.
European extremists: Huh, inferior Americans, fatty guys eating at McDonald's every day while shooting each other with guns.
White Supremacists: The US needs to remove any immigrants to protect our culture!
Hypernationalists: Oh, the Trail of Tears and the Iraq War? That was justified bro.
Tankies: THE US IS OPPRESSING POOR INNOCENT CHINA, NORTH KOREA, AND CUBA WITH THE CIA AND HIS PUPPETS. WE NEED TO MAKE IT COLLAPSE IN ORDER TO FULFILL OUR COMMUNIST UTOPIA OR LIBERATED WITH DADDY'S XI HELP!! GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!
by Mr hurr durr April 22, 2022
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Ohio State University

A junior college located in Columbus, OH; known for its shitty football team and obnoxious fans.
by stockli September 16, 2005
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worst state ever

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Alabama.
Person 1: That's the worst state ever.
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Ohio State Buckeyes

A college football team that gets to the national championship over and over just to blow it like a big cock cuz theyre gay
Ohio state Buckeyes lost the NCAA basketball championship to UF and then The NCAA football championship to UF...
by Fuck the Buckeyes October 20, 2008
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Ohio State University

noun: The University of Florida's Bitch
Dude 1: Wow, so we just beat Ohio State University in 2 championship games in 4 months?

Dude 2: Yeah, I'd hate to go there
by Gainesville May 17, 2007
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