Get the St Louis mug.1- Concentration camp
2- Home to LARO
3- Where fake people run the school and real people are as rare as finding a unicorn
4- Not following one simple rule will get you a detention
5- Annoying reminders of the rules every single morning
6- Principals with terrible sense of humor
7- Conceited kids with too much money and who's job is to start as much drama as possible
8- Kids hate each other, teachers hate kids, lose- lose situation
9- Fundraisers and sports= extra thousands of dollars
10- Good education, good sports, bad math department, bad decision
2- Home to LARO
3- Where fake people run the school and real people are as rare as finding a unicorn
4- Not following one simple rule will get you a detention
5- Annoying reminders of the rules every single morning
6- Principals with terrible sense of humor
7- Conceited kids with too much money and who's job is to start as much drama as possible
8- Kids hate each other, teachers hate kids, lose- lose situation
9- Fundraisers and sports= extra thousands of dollars
10- Good education, good sports, bad math department, bad decision
1- Hitler once ran St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
2- Underpaid LARO employees are tortured by St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
3- Good luck making true friends with all the fake people here at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
4- I got detention for my freakin socks. Only at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
5- Ms. Walsh yes we know we're St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School students 24/7
6- Mr Laces' jokes= smh everytime
7- Facebook and Tumblr get assaulted by St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School students and their verbal warfare
8- I sit next to my worst enemy and the teacher is insulting me for asking a question. Only at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
9- The candy drive, big box raffle and all sports will cost you around $2000 more dollars. Surprised? Well then you obviously don't go to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
10- I'm glad i went to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School even if I never learned anything in math
2- Underpaid LARO employees are tortured by St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
3- Good luck making true friends with all the fake people here at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
4- I got detention for my freakin socks. Only at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
5- Ms. Walsh yes we know we're St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School students 24/7
6- Mr Laces' jokes= smh everytime
7- Facebook and Tumblr get assaulted by St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School students and their verbal warfare
8- I sit next to my worst enemy and the teacher is insulting me for asking a question. Only at St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
9- The candy drive, big box raffle and all sports will cost you around $2000 more dollars. Surprised? Well then you obviously don't go to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School
10- I'm glad i went to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School even if I never learned anything in math
by cougars10 October 7, 2011
Get the St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School mug.St. Peter's is the basically the same as a Nazi death camp. It goes from kindergarten to 8th grade. Up to 4th grade it seems like a nice school. 5th grade up... its a nightmare. The teachers are evil. The uniforms are crap. The nun smokes and the kids are very afraid. The kids who go there are mostly rich even if they think they aren't. Some are cool and some are dicks. Ever since the theater was closed down now they have nowhere to go but cold stone. Not to mention a lot of the kids who come out of that school end up very racist because the white to black ratio is like 90:1. Feel bad for these kids. I'm one of them.
by Mike McMiker February 8, 2009
Get the St. Peter's mug.A bunch of pussies that lose to Xaverian in sports year after year. Also they even have a tough time beating lower-tier MIAA teams.
It's too bad Mariann, I just don't think St. Johns Prep has what it takes to beat even Waltham this year.
by Erik787 August 7, 2011
Get the St. Johns Prep mug.When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.
"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"
"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"
"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"
"Blue balled? Me too."
"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"
"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"
"Blue balled? Me too."
by Karen the Dyke February 9, 2012
Get the St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date mug.St. Augustine Prep is the worst high school ever founded. It is located in the shitty village of Richland, NJ. Nobody actually enjoys going there, they just pretend to, because, A: Their parents pay over $10,000 a year (indeed, St. Augustine's is overpriced), and B: they are afraid of all the meatheads who feel the need to beat up everyone who rags on the damn place.
St. Augustine has a terrile record of placing their athletic programs over their academics. This is quite sad when you consider the fact that, for all the money poured into athletics, they continue to lose in just about every sport imaginable, with the exception of Swimming... maybe.
Because of this, their academic program is a JOKE. Those who claim to have a "difficult" time there should go to a REAL school, and then see if they can make it. Sadly, many misguided children insist on referring to the school as "The Prep." This is a sad mistake on their part. Also, those who DO call it by its proper name cannot pronounce it properly anyway. They insist on St. "Uhh - guhs - tin." It really ought to be said St. "Aug -iss - teen."
Also, it should be noted that the water on the St. Augustine "campus" is radioactice, with high levels of RADON. Do NOT drink the water. Bring some bottled water.
St. Augustine is a strange place. While everyone insists on accusing each other of being gay, the funny thing is, they all act 'queerly.' Never in your life will you see so many pictures of the male anatomy drawn all over the walls, books, desks, et cetera. Also, many people think that is funny to turn out the lights and barricade the doors of the locker rooms. They then proceed to touch other students in the dark. As you may imagine, the typical speciman as found at St. Augustine is quite immature.
St. Augustine is also home to "The Brotherhood." Like it or not, as soon as you go to school there, they induct you into their cult. The "Initiation Ceremony" is quite sketchy; it involves rubbing the "Lamp of Knowledge" and signing "The Register of Brothers." There is no escape. Run while you still can.
St. Augustine 'Prep' also has questionable practices concerning money. If you parents pay $10,000 for each student, and there are ~500 students, then at $5m per year, you'd think that they could fix some things. First, why are students limited to 10 print-outs per month? And why are there no arts programs? And why is the library so pathetically stocked? And why do the science labs look as though they come straight out of the 1950's? Oh, wait! That's right! They spend all their money on sports! Duh! And, they probably pocket a large portion of that $5m, too.
THIRD SEMESTER: This is a phrase to be feared by all parents. The basic gist of this program: after classes are finished in May, students go on a required "educational trip," of which there are some 15 +/- choices. In actuality, this is nothing more than a free vacation for those teachers who chaperone it.
RELIGIOUS RETREATS: This is a phrase to be feared by children. Basically, all students go a trip each year to enhance their faith... or reinforce their lack there of. A Breakdown:
FRESHMEN: One short evening in April/May.
SOPHOMORES: Required to spend one week in Camden,
NJ, the most dangerous city in the United States.
This is suuposed to allow students to empathize
with the poor. Instead, it makes them afraid of
the poor.
JUNIORS: Spend a day in a state prison. They get
to make license plates.
SENIORS: Go away for a week to God-knows-where.
But, lest you be fooled, there are SOME things to LOVE about "the Prep." These include:
- Fred, the beloved Dog. SHE is female.
- The Secretary. She is SO NICE!
- The OLMA girls, form our sister school. They're
chill.
- The French Teacher. She Rocks.
- The College Counselor. He's amazing.
- Freshman Honors Bio teacher. She rocks too.
St. Augustine has a terrile record of placing their athletic programs over their academics. This is quite sad when you consider the fact that, for all the money poured into athletics, they continue to lose in just about every sport imaginable, with the exception of Swimming... maybe.
Because of this, their academic program is a JOKE. Those who claim to have a "difficult" time there should go to a REAL school, and then see if they can make it. Sadly, many misguided children insist on referring to the school as "The Prep." This is a sad mistake on their part. Also, those who DO call it by its proper name cannot pronounce it properly anyway. They insist on St. "Uhh - guhs - tin." It really ought to be said St. "Aug -iss - teen."
Also, it should be noted that the water on the St. Augustine "campus" is radioactice, with high levels of RADON. Do NOT drink the water. Bring some bottled water.
St. Augustine is a strange place. While everyone insists on accusing each other of being gay, the funny thing is, they all act 'queerly.' Never in your life will you see so many pictures of the male anatomy drawn all over the walls, books, desks, et cetera. Also, many people think that is funny to turn out the lights and barricade the doors of the locker rooms. They then proceed to touch other students in the dark. As you may imagine, the typical speciman as found at St. Augustine is quite immature.
St. Augustine is also home to "The Brotherhood." Like it or not, as soon as you go to school there, they induct you into their cult. The "Initiation Ceremony" is quite sketchy; it involves rubbing the "Lamp of Knowledge" and signing "The Register of Brothers." There is no escape. Run while you still can.
St. Augustine 'Prep' also has questionable practices concerning money. If you parents pay $10,000 for each student, and there are ~500 students, then at $5m per year, you'd think that they could fix some things. First, why are students limited to 10 print-outs per month? And why are there no arts programs? And why is the library so pathetically stocked? And why do the science labs look as though they come straight out of the 1950's? Oh, wait! That's right! They spend all their money on sports! Duh! And, they probably pocket a large portion of that $5m, too.
THIRD SEMESTER: This is a phrase to be feared by all parents. The basic gist of this program: after classes are finished in May, students go on a required "educational trip," of which there are some 15 +/- choices. In actuality, this is nothing more than a free vacation for those teachers who chaperone it.
RELIGIOUS RETREATS: This is a phrase to be feared by children. Basically, all students go a trip each year to enhance their faith... or reinforce their lack there of. A Breakdown:
FRESHMEN: One short evening in April/May.
SOPHOMORES: Required to spend one week in Camden,
NJ, the most dangerous city in the United States.
This is suuposed to allow students to empathize
with the poor. Instead, it makes them afraid of
the poor.
JUNIORS: Spend a day in a state prison. They get
to make license plates.
SENIORS: Go away for a week to God-knows-where.
But, lest you be fooled, there are SOME things to LOVE about "the Prep." These include:
- Fred, the beloved Dog. SHE is female.
- The Secretary. She is SO NICE!
- The OLMA girls, form our sister school. They're
chill.
- The French Teacher. She Rocks.
- The College Counselor. He's amazing.
- Freshman Honors Bio teacher. She rocks too.
I got into St. Augustine Prep! But, I was rejected from every other high school.
I hate my high school, St. Augustine's.
The Prep sucks.
I hate my high school, St. Augustine's.
The Prep sucks.
by St. Augustine Escapee January 2, 2009
Get the St. Augustine Prep mug.st.gertrude's is exactly the same as any other private school in richmond except 4 the fact they got uniforms, other than that they all ugly ass muh fuckaz, rich ass snobby ass 2 cent crackwhores, and they all throw themselves at the brother schools, shut da hellup cuz im da onli 1 aloud 2 talk dis shyt!
Like oh my gosh, i go to like st.gertrudes and i really dont know why i hate those st.catherines girls but it might like umm be because like they're just like us!!
by Trey March 11, 2005
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