mega-spoon

To have make love in the spooning position
Pookie and I mega-spoon under the blanket on the couch while we watch tv and his parents are in the kitchen.
by Pookiebear May 17, 2005
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On the spoon

One who enjoys relaxing and injecting heroin.
Look at the lid on him.. he’s definitely been on the spoon.

Bryan has more legs than teeth. That’s from being on the spoon for years.
by Ladel November 05, 2023
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pocket spoon

A pocket spoon is a pocket knife that is so incredibly dull, it's as sharp as a spoon.
Can I borrow your pocket spoon?
by zack1211111 November 04, 2023
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eat your ass with a spoon

When you use a spoon, of any material, depending on how much you love the person. Then shove the spoon up the ass, and twist it to create a vacuum seal. Finally, you pull the intestines out like a plunger and feast on it with a spoon.
*Minouska throws it back*
Pierro: "GIRL the way you be throwing it back makes me wanna eat your ass with a spoon"
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cum spoon

The ability of a male or female to form their tongue, extended, into a "cup" or "spoon" formation to receive ejaculate (male or female).

The intent is to visibly receive the emission into one's "cup" or "spoon" to display one's skill at capturing it, prior to consuming or spitting it out.

NB. Polite protocol is to consume.
"I stuck my tongue out, wriggled it and made a cum spoon and he soon filled it"

"I put my tongue out and she soon gushed into my cum spoon"

NB: A female American adult performer, name long forgotten, demonstrated her 'cum spoon' tongue at Cannes on the red carpet. It was a rather admirable demonstration.
by TechnoHippie August 23, 2016
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In Spoon

The state of mind the morning after a heavy night when you feel perfectly healthy except for a vague sense of unreality and confusion
I was partying last night, doing shots of absinthe and then back to a guys house smoking until 5am. I don't feel at all hungover, but I'm definitely in spoon.
by Maf_C April 12, 2009
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mcflurry spoon

A device to use to eat a fart.
booty sex food
by Torro57 January 25, 2016
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