softwarealy

The Process of changing software in some way.

The program can be removed softwarealy via the add/remove programs list in the Control Panel.

I updated my computer last night, I had to do it softwarealy through my system provider so it took longer.

by DiamondBack25 February 5, 2009

sofa king wee todd did

Easier on the eyes, Sofa King Wee Todd Did is another way of telling someone in writing that they are *so fucking retarded*

Jake, you are Sofa King Wee Todd Did... and that's why I'm dumping you.

by chawklit luver November 8, 2007

Softcock

A frigid, sexually inhibited person, pitifully flaccid in ambition and determination.

'Debra was virtually begging him for it.'
'Let me guess, the softcock bailed?'

by the behemoth March 25, 2013

Five O's of Driving

There are five words beginning with "O" that you must avoid while driving. Failure to avoid them WILL eventually result in disaster.

-Old
-Ovaries
-Oriental
-Out of town
-On the phone

The 70 year old asian woman had out of state plates and was busy yakking on the phone when she rammed my Ferarri. I am distraught, but I have only myself to blame since she was the living, breathing embodiment of the Five O's of Driving and I did not immediately leave the area.

by dogstar May 5, 2009

Softball

A sport for extremely competitive girls. They would do anything to catch the ball. Softball is NOT a lesbian sport or a sport for the fat. So what the sport is slow at least it's not a repetitive sport like lacrosse or hockey. We don't just run up and down a field chasing each other. And our 'field' is different from any other sport. Softball is played on a diamond and an outfield. If you don't play softball you wouldn't know that when you get hit with one it feels like a rock. And even when we get hit with it during the game we still throw it to get somebody out.

Sliders, dirt stains and leather gloves are in style to softball players

by Softball lover January 2, 2014

Sofia

Sofia is a beautiful girl usually of latin decent. She is the most popular girl in school, but hates it. People often make quick judgements of her. She comes from a wealthy family who doesn't get along well and always seems to be fighting. Sofia has a amazing singing voice and a talent for writing. She has a big butt and a curvy body. Most girls are jealous of her and most guys love her. Sofia is a outgoing person who really wants to curl up in a ball. She holds her head up high and trys to be confident even though that's not really the case.

Guy1: Damn Sofias hot
Guy2: Ikr?! But everyone says shes a bitch
Guy1: Thats cause shes so spoiled
Guy2: I'd still tap that

Girl1: omg sofia is so pretty
Girl2: I hate her
Girl1:Me too

by Themysteriouswriter August 16, 2012

software

programs for your computer

i got some new software to have fun with

by Snoopy To The D-O-double-G February 8, 2004