Shitty food

Food that makes you feel unhealthy, fat or bloated. Normally packed with carbs and saturates but tantalises the tastebuds, a well deserved treat!

I should go to the gym but I really fancy some shitty food right now

by D-Jesus September 5, 2015

Shitty Backrub

When you deficate on a woman's back (without permission) while she's sleeping and to calm her down, you give her a back rub, smearing the shit all over her back

My wife fell asleep on my birthday so I gave her a shitty backrub

by TheMadKnitters December 8, 2015

shitty shoebox

The point where you shove your foot up someone's ass and when you pull it out shit comes with it

I'm gonna give Zachary a shitty shoebox

by I have 2 dads December 31, 2015

shitty ape

Shitty Ape describes a person who don't wipe their rear end

Look at the guy, got poo on his are, what a shitty ape!

by Geordie January 18, 2016

shitty sy

A kid that is a piece of shit and is my best friend but smells like shit.

Amity: What's up shitty sy... You piece of shit!

by clamityjane April 7, 2016

shitty donuts

a term when you like to fuck yourself and no one else

i really wanna shitty donuts

by Fuckingfuckfucker October 12, 2016

Shitty

-->The opposite of being street smart. It's being so so sooo dumb that, one need not make an attempt to fool that person. That person will eventually dig his own grave and make a fool of himself.

-->Also a person who thinks he should get 50 Lakhs INR as dowry for his marriage.

Person 1: "Dude, I transferred 3000$ online to the person who promised to rent me an apartment and turns out he conned me.. :( :("
Person 2: "Hahaha.. You are such a Shitty!!"

Person 1: "Dude, when are you gonna get married??"
Shitty: "Helloo.. The moment any girl is ready to give 50lakhs dowry!! ;) ;)"

by vini007 September 6, 2016