To have a girlfriend that refuses to swallow your load, no matter how much Pineapple you eat.
Typically spitting it into their hand, cup or your side of the bed.
Can also be referred to as the Wilson Situation
Typically spitting it into their hand, cup or your side of the bed.
Can also be referred to as the Wilson Situation
Tayler: Ben did your missus swallow last night?
Ben: Nah, spat it onto my pillow.
Tayler: Sounds like your in the Roberts zone..
Ben: Nah, spat it onto my pillow.
Tayler: Sounds like your in the Roberts zone..
by Fuckerxxx July 23, 2019

The largest and most profitable clown there is. Has the funkiest, hair-burning, eyebrow-charring, nuclear weapon of breath. Can be found on the grill or at his girlfriend's house. Usually is interested in stallions, periodically abused, but can make you laugh in any situation (even if it's about him). He is an avid gambler and will get money in any shape or form. However, his breath is always in rare form.
Also wears tattered drawers.
Also wears tattered drawers.
Person 1: Aye, is that Robert Ernest Coleman Firing up the grill?
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman
by NWOMegatron November 23, 2021

Haaken: "Robert's penis is so big, I've literally seen it twice."
Jack: "I once saw him hop a fence both pre and post shit, and with the slightest of ease."
Matt: "Robert is definitely into vore or is at least a UPS worker."
Jack: "I once saw him hop a fence both pre and post shit, and with the slightest of ease."
Matt: "Robert is definitely into vore or is at least a UPS worker."
by Archer Jaxx December 21, 2020

Everyone envies the bond these two have with eachother, they have so much in common and they have a unique sense of humor that very few people are worthy enough to think their jokes are funny, i cannot express how alike they are
in words but when you're around them its obvious why they are with eachother. and anyone who doesn't think they should stay together forever, until they are grey and old, is just jealous that they can't mature and grow with a person as an individual and won't admit they are the variable that doesn't want to adapt to/know someone personally in their own failing relationship.
in words but when you're around them its obvious why they are with eachother. and anyone who doesn't think they should stay together forever, until they are grey and old, is just jealous that they can't mature and grow with a person as an individual and won't admit they are the variable that doesn't want to adapt to/know someone personally in their own failing relationship.
by YaKnoFoSho February 6, 2022

by Johnny Volume July 5, 2023

Twin brother of Dwight K Shrute. Was thrown off of Shrute Farms by Dwight for aledged romantic affairs with several pigs of both sexes. Currently resides at Shrute acres in South Buffalo.
by chubbyducky December 26, 2010

Some cunt that works at a very underpayed place. Calles people Pickel Boy. in his adult for he might be even mightier than Optimus Fusesed with Donald.d.trump. (will die as virgin)
Accquiers as yungling his masiv shlong wich he will use to deffend him self in CSGO.
Accquiers as yungling his masiv shlong wich he will use to deffend him self in CSGO.
by dickSchlongBiG September 8, 2020
