Bombing it in reverse

When you insert a penis slowly into someones rectum and pull it out really fast.

Hey, have ever tried bombing it in reverse?

by GooseEnd March 8, 2019

reverse bambi

When you go hunting but you kill the fawn instead of the mother deer.

I had the doe in my sights, but then her little dude came up. Adjusted aim and totally did a reverse Bambi.

by Moto-Velo April 26, 2019

Reverse Columbus

When your lady consents to allow you to “sail your ship into her harbor,” but you sneak it in and plunder the booty instead.

Katie wouldn’t be in the predicament she’s in if those guys would’ve given her the reverse Columbus.

by Woduk May 22, 2019

reverse vasectomy

Surgery to tie any random tubules to the vas deferens so that orgasm results in a wide variety of bodily fluids being ejected from the penis.

Kim had a reverse vasectomy, now he bleeds when he cums.

by pseudonymities June 6, 2019

Reverse Musket

A Reverse Musket is the act of removing an object that is stuck by getting another object stuck in the same manner and compacting both objects by force and is typically referred to when unclogging a toilet by re-clogging with a secondary object and plunging vigorously until a fountain of water is formed.

Jerry, "We've got a water leak somewhere. Must be a burst pipe."

Tom, "Nah... The upstairs neighbors pulled off a Reverse Musket last night."

by itsmy1stsmokebreak April 7, 2019

reverse pedophile

A person who is attracted to people who are the opposite of young people (traits associated with people older than themselves).

Guy: Stacy only dates men who are really tall and successful because she likes that they seem really mature.
Other Guy: Wow, she sounds like a reverse pedophile.
Stacy: Hey, I can't help the kind of person I'm attracted to!
Other Guy: Tell that to the pedophiles in prison.

by NamiestName October 1, 2019

Reverse Godfather

When you intentionally give someone an offer that they can easily refuse, so they can feel included when you actually don't want to include them.

Since James is bad at golf and always slows us down, I game him a reverse godfather by inviting him to go to the course with us on the weekend of his anniversary.

by IshyMoose August 21, 2019