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A Redneck Piece of White Trash

Someone who likes playing pool and likes throwing darts

Likes going to the junkyard looking for parts

Likes to shoot his guns in the dark

Likes to hang out in the trailer park

Has got used tires and in good shape

Has every dukes of hazzard ever sold on tape

Who are you to tell them they got no class?

They are proud to be a redneck piece of white trash!

Their someone who likes their out-of-date hairdo

Likes picking their nose and getting tattoos

Likes drinking beer while working on their car

Likes drinking beer and pissing in their yard

They like to burb and they like to fart

They like picking up girls when they go to walmart

They like adjusting their nuts and scratching their ass

Every night they go to bed with a buzz

They dream that they are drinking

They wake up and they are

They'll be a drunk redneck until the day their dead

They drink beer with their breakfast and before they go to bed

They like to fish and hunt when their drunk

They like to have sex in the back of their truck

You can tall them rude and crude and crass

But they're proud to be a redneck piece of white trash

They like to dip and they like to spit

They like talking on the phone while taking a shit

They're proud to be a redneck piece of white trash and if you don't like that, then pucker up motherfucker you can kiss their ass.
Jim: Hey, Mike! Is that Jim over there drinking sasafras root beer, eating fried chicken, and sitting in his rat-laced front lawn couch listening to Rebel Son with his 400 pound wife through his beat-downed 69' Dodge Charger bucket?

Mike: Yep! He's good lil feller and he's proud to be a redneck piece of white trash.
by Secularistdestroyer July 20, 2025
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Funky redneck surpise

The act of putting barbecue sauce and crayfish boil on someone then blindfolded them and penetrating them in a surprise fashion not allowing them to know what hole
John took Abby out for dinner then gave her a Funky redneck surpise .
by The defining man July 20, 2025
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i felt like a redneck at a dead kennedys concert

A phrase used to describe feeling completely out of place, awkward, or like you don’t belong in a situation. Comes from the mental image of a stereotypical “redneck” showing up at a Dead Kennedys punk concert — a total cultural mismatch.
My friends took me to a vegan café, and I asked if they had bacon. i felt like a redneck at a Dead Kennedys concert
by nirvanaandassortedjellybeans August 29, 2025
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redneck country bumpkin

A term commonly used to describe individuals residing in rural areas, predominantly white, who typically speak Southern English and reside in remote, isolated locations, often lacking human interaction.

This term can also be applied to a white person who is easily flustered or blushed, especially when confronted with racist remarks or behavior for no apparent reason.
Genuine Person 1: “Hello Sir, how are you today on this fine morning?”

Southern Person: *Says something completely out of pocket*

Genuine Person 1: “Damn, okay you redneck country bumpkin?”
by Jxrdn February 17, 2025
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Redneck Girl

A redneck girl likes to cruise in daddy's pickup truck
And a redneck girl plays her heart when she's down on her luck
Livin' for Friday afternoon
She's gonna show one ol' boy that weekend moon
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
A redneck girl likes to stay out all night long
She makes sweet rock and roll while she listens to the country songs
She's waiting for that moment of surrender
Her hands are callused but her heart is tender
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
Ooh gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Yeah gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Redneck girl got her name on the back of her belt
She got a kiss on her lips for her man and no one else
The Coyote is howlin' out on the prairie
First comes love, then comes marriage!
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
Ya gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
You've got to gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gime a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl, oh
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
by Txorromorro March 6, 2025
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redneck county

A state, province, or city thats known for having a large population or over 20% of the total population
by Ramirez Gonzala November 24, 2021
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redneck bandaid

AKA, the homeAID

Using whatever is around to create a BandAid. Materials usually include tape and a paper towel/a piece of toilet paper.
When I cut myself on accident, I made a redneck bandaid since I didn't want to grab a one from downstairs .
by P E N G U I N May 23, 2023
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