Prostitute

Someone who will love you, no matter who you are or what you look like.

Sometimes a man needs to be with a woman. But sometimes, when the loving is over, the woman just wants to talk and talk and talk and talk.

That's not why you pay a prostitute, no you don't pay for her to stay you pay for her to leave afterwards.

That's why I pays a lot for prostitutes!

by dark289 April 14, 2009

prostishoes

The type of shoes worn by a prostitute. Usually consist of high heels and large soles.

Look at her prostishoes - just like they wear in soho.

by AndrewYoung July 15, 2006

Post Pardom Poop

Post Pardom Poop is a serious condition usually encountered after a quick emergency evacuation of the bowels. It usually affects males from the ages of 18-25 who have ignored the early warning signs of imminant poop. The condition's symptoms are immediate regret at losing so much of yourself, an empty feeling inside, and fear of ever losing another poop like that again.

Matt: Why is Jason crying and cradling his stomach?
Scott: He has been stricken with a serious case of post pardom poop
Jason: I just want to feel it back inside of me! To be whole again!
Chris (entering the room): Dear god I think someone left a kidney in the toilet
Eric: You guys are sick
Jason: Is it such a crime to love something you carried for so long?!
Matt: Can I use the bathroom? I'm expecting

by Regretful pooper April 16, 2009

prostipated

the inability to urinate.
to not be able to pass urine.
no pee pee.

If you can't poop, you're constipated.
If you can't pee, you must be prostipated.

by blubbergoats January 22, 2008

postcount++

A tactic on online forums usually consisting of posting the words 'postcount++' or some variation in order to raise the post count. Used usually by spammers or people who have a low post count. This will continue until the poster becomes bored, they are warned or banned.

Spammer: postcount++
Moderator: Banned

by Anomaly1 May 19, 2005

Post Label

Though in a manner hypocritical, a 'label' for those who choose not to define themselves (i.e. punk, hipster, crust metalhead, skinhead, hippie, gangsta etc...)

Anthony listens to many genres of music, wears various styles of clothing, and doesn't limit himself to one particular style of living, thus, its possible that he considers himself post label.

by Laura Sue October 23, 2008

Post Jizz Syndrome

The immdediate feeling you get after you ejacualte. The sudden and total loss of all sexual desire and hornyness. And the desire to be alone kicks in.

It was thursday night and i was so horny. I called over my usual booty call. Just as i was done post jizz syndrome kicked in and i had regretted my decision.

by KnightRider March 10, 2009