A joke term to compare someone whose leg(s) has been injured and needs crutches, a wheelchair, or another alternative tool to help them move to a poached egg or a chicken without a head.
Jason: What's up poach cripple?
Arron: For the last time, stop calling me that!
Jason: Stand up and face me! Oh wait, you can't.
Arron: For the last time, stop calling me that!
Jason: Stand up and face me! Oh wait, you can't.
by daload November 14, 2023
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1. A replacement for words like "perhaps" "maybe" or "possibly"
2. A meme relating to a mid-term philosophy essay paper titled "Mario, the Idea vs. Mario, the Man" featuring iconic phrases such as "Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck (horrible opening)" "And why do we think of him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? (???)" "When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. (Ok?)" and "The lifekind. (What) Perchance."
2. A meme relating to a mid-term philosophy essay paper titled "Mario, the Idea vs. Mario, the Man" featuring iconic phrases such as "Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck (horrible opening)" "And why do we think of him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? (???)" "When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. (Ok?)" and "The lifekind. (What) Perchance."
by Ishitpost November 22, 2023
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Toddler: im wawching pochi science
Her/His Dad: WHAT AND GIVE ME THAT CHUNKY ASS IPAD!!!!
Toddler: if you get taht Ipad i wILL crY lOUD
Her/His Mom: Your Dad is correct and im going to adoption center.
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Her/His Dad: WHAT AND GIVE ME THAT CHUNKY ASS IPAD!!!!
Toddler: if you get taht Ipad i wILL crY lOUD
Her/His Mom: Your Dad is correct and im going to adoption center.
Toddler: NooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by YourLocalOGISMHater December 5, 2023
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Toddler: im wawching pochi science
Her/His Dad: WHAT AND GIVE ME THAT CHUNKY ASS IPAD!!!!
Toddler: if you get taht Ipad i wILL crY lOUD
Her/His Mom: Your Dad is correct and im going to adoption center.
Toddler: NooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her/His Dad: WHAT AND GIVE ME THAT CHUNKY ASS IPAD!!!!
Toddler: if you get taht Ipad i wILL crY lOUD
Her/His Mom: Your Dad is correct and im going to adoption center.
Toddler: NooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by YourLocalOGISMHater December 5, 2023
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