dick please

Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".

When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.

by GlazeHer May 9, 2014

Please take a moment to visit our sponsor

Most commonly seen on technical websites, between the download page and where the download is advertised.


This brief drop off page will advertise something or other before redirecting you to the download.

Please take a moment to visit our sponsor. You will be redirected to http://dl.winsite.com/bin/downl?500000027296 in a few seconds.

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

pessalistic

Making mad hott romance and leaving pink rose petals on the ground while eating any form of cheesy food and being horny.It can also mean killing the spawn of Bill Cosby or seamonkeys.

I cannot believe how he was so pessalistic he was towards those 50 cent lovers.

My boyfriend was so frickin pessalistic last night that i just had to bang him in the bedroom.

by alicia and paula June 12, 2005

Pessica

The yellow stuff on the side of the toilet

Pessica

by Rachel carnallii March 6, 2009

Pleasure Pickle

A big, Green, Food sometimes used by girls for pleasurable means

Girl: I shoved a pleasure pickle up my who-ha.
Man: What the fuck is wrong with you, whore?

by Picklicious August 24, 2009

Pleasure Seizure

When you are fucking, fingering, eating, fisting, titty fucking, or giving rim so freaking good that your partner uncontrollably shakes with there mouth wide open while rapidly blinking then cums. After one of these the person who has had the pleasure seizure would not be able to speak for 5 seconds after the seizure.

Zach: I heard you fucked heather

Young Curt: Yea i gave that bitch a pleasure seizure! swag woop

Zach: You video tape it?

Young Curt: not this time :/ woop

by dirtycut69 November 6, 2011

please revise

corporate jargon for: fix this shit you sent me

"Paperwork is missing beneficiary"
"please revise"

"Paperwork Salary does not match hourly rate"
"Please revise"

by pspice February 3, 2014