pizza porn

"Pizza porn" is when your significant other or "fuck buddy" and your self have yourself a little pizza party, you both eat more then you should, then take laxatives. you take turns shitting into your significant others mouth and take turns sharing the concoction into each others mouth, while you each wear bird masks, you have to say "the early bird gets the worm" as you throw up your significant others papa johns shit into your mouth, if you fail to say "the early bird gets the worm" or miss the others mouth, your sexual partner has to take a hammer and nail to your scrotum

person 1: "hey man what did you do last night?
person 2: "me and my girlfriend made some pizza porn last night, it was sick!"
idea by WakeCall

by coolepicfedoraman October 2, 2021

Pizza Cucked

When your wife leaves the house because she doesn't have to be around you and gets pizza without you.

Jeremy: My wife went out for pizza without me and I'm angry about it. So I'm gonna win this round and I'm gonna pee
Ethan: No way bro you got Pizza Cucked so hard you peed in your basement

by iHasPancreas November 15, 2021

PizzaFromWalmart (Pizza)

poor kosovo short goblin man :(

imagine being such a PizzaFromWalmart (Pizza)!

I hear he is poor and eat's rocks and sand

by gamersunitedlore May 14, 2022

pazza

A top g and a surpreme pussy pounder

Pazza such ultimate rizz

"what's that melody"

by Hanzo's fleshlight February 26, 2023

hole pizza

a woman on the rag with a yeast infection

I was so drunk last night I ate a hole pizza and didn't know it until I looked in the mirror in the morning. Yumm.

by Rusty Metal October 19, 2009

Acid Pizza

When you're so high that you're baked like a pizza and coming up on Acid resulting in sprinkling acid toppings on your well done pizza, leading you to blurt out, "Yo guys, I'm like an Acid Pizza"

PH - "Maybe we didn't need to smoke all that bud."
AH - "Yo guys, I'm like an Acid Pizza"

by FancyFingers The Clown. October 5, 2018

Out Pizza The Hut

The act of draining the hut of it's entire supply of pizza. This involves completely diminishing all of it's ingredients as well as the ice machine. It is written that when the hut is in it's strongest state it is not only impossible to overcome this ungodly challenge but attempting it also damns the souls of participants to suffer eternally in hell.

They say when you stare into the void - the void stares back... the void that is the life of the souls who attempted to outpizza the hut.

Ian: Want to outpizza the h -
God: -_-

out pizza the hut

by Evangelion Opening Ear Rape May 13, 2020