Pee-tatoes

When someone Urinates in a box of instant potatoes, and then mixes it together to make mashed potatoes

Son - What's for dinner mom?
Mom - I'm not cooking, just make some Pee-tatoes
Son - I don't want those again Mom!!

by Samuraikai419 January 22, 2023

Pee Stain

Some dude from Missouri that pisses on people when they are sleeping.

GET OFF ME PEE STAIN!

by dessaesthetic January 24, 2023

Pee Pop In The Charlie

a fake british slang phrase coined by myself

"Pee Pop in the Charlie! We are in quite the pickle!" - British Person

by jacksons2000 February 10, 2023

Pee Pee Promise

An appropriately silly and childish alternative for the more stronger word, known as the Penis Promise.

Girl: "Can you promise me to not tell anyone/"

Boy: "Pee Pee Promise!"

Girl: Ok, let's kiss!

by MyInternetSucks February 12, 2023

Pee cum

After cumming you pee. It can often be recognized by the inconsistency in the pee speed, sound, and location it lands.
It happens when there is cum in the urethra and the cum interferes with pee coming out.

In the bathroom, I could hear a guy pee cumming. That shit was nasty.

by BathroomHearer October 28, 2022

pee brain

someone who is rude

stop being such a pee brain, be nice

by guytheby the ya November 3, 2022

pee mind

someone who is nasty

stop being such a pee mind,

by guytheby the ya November 3, 2022