Jit Pack

When a female, usually a filthy whore, gets double penetrated (in both holes), and each guy blows their respective loads inside. The female then stands up and simultaneously rips a hot fart and a queef resulting in 2 powerful streams off jit (cum) shooting ferociously downwards resembling someone wearing a jet pack during take off.

Slut: Hello, I need my carpets cleaned. The stains are massive and in 2 spots.

Carpet Cleaning Service: How did this happen mam?

Slut: Well I guess you can say I rode the jit pack.

Carpet Cleaning Service: This doesn't explain how it happened.

Slut: Fine. Timmy and Earl put there 6 inch veiny meat whistles into my ass and cunt and busted a gooey nut into each. I stood up and ripped ass and vag and shot 2 ropes of jit all over the rug.

Carpet Cleaning Service: Now that explains it. (pukes)

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017

pack a wallop

powerful sex skills of a female, ability to make 'short work' of the male! -humbling of the most cocky 'stud'

cheryl really packed a wallop with the gear she possessed! she left john in a spent, babbling heap crying for his mama!

the two salivated and speculated (great phrase!) that judy could pack a wallop!

jane's sex skills didn't quite pack such a wallop when she was 'doing' a woman!

rosanna ground the poison out of him with vigor! she packed quite a wallop!

by michael foolsley August 17, 2010

fanny pack

a fanny pack is a romantic couple where there is a visible discrepancy between the two parties. in a heterosexual couple it is a fanny pack if the female is attractive and the male is obviously a loser and or looks like an idiot. fanny packs are surprisingly common. far less common is the reverse fanny pack where the male has great merit and the female is visibly a mess. the name comes from the fact that offending males often wear a fanny-pack and also the fact that fanny-packs are embarrassing and "attached at the hip". in the case of homosexual couples where there is a discrepancy treat the more masculine party as the male for determining fanny pack or reverse fanny pack. although simply "fanny pack" is fine in most cases.

oh my god, fanny pack. (said as a qualifying couple passes)

you have to break up. you guys are a fanny pack. (in a serious intervention)

by Jones78 May 24, 2006

Jet Pack

A jet pack is a really really annoying person who turns up to every social event and no one actually knows who invites them. They get lary after one can of lager and will shoot their mouth off to whoever is in close proximity, even to people they don't even know. A jet pack invariably supports Man Utd, and will defend to the death their god given right to brag about how successful their team is to anyone and everyone that they know on facebook, even though chances are they live in the London area and have probably never even been to see a game.

'Mate, I was trying to talk to this girl at the party last night but every time we were alone this guy kept coming over and screaming Man Utd chants in my face.'
'Oh yeah I know that guy, who keeps inviting him places? Classic jet pack!'

by crying monkey June 8, 2011

fanny pack

v.
1. To penetrate someone from behind doggy style

2. To penetrate someone anally backdoor

I could tell Jon's mom knew no boundaries because getting fanny packed was just the opening volley in a night of depravity.

by vertigo August 6, 2008

packing popcorn

When a woman is wearing a bathing suit (or underwear for that matter) and hasn't shaved her pubes the resulting puffy look under the bathing suit or underwear

Man look at that bitch in the bikini - she's packing popcorn - better give her the weed wacker.

by THE TAS December 28, 2008

Back Pack

a person who follows someone around because they have no life of their own, also referred to as a Stage 5 Clinger.

she follows him every where", "yeah i know, shes his back pack

by LittleLski January 24, 2011