purely pussy

The Men's equivalent of "Strictly Dickly" a way a hetero dude defines being straight.

Alex: Hey Greg, I think that dude is checking you out ... You gonna hit up on that ???
Greg: Nah man, I'm Purely Pussy.

by Gw.shhexy July 22, 2017

Pussy Ketchup

In her flowers Period

"Hey Aj your Bird has a Pussy Ketchup stain on her jeans again get her some Gee Pads will ya."

by Gerry+ July 29, 2018

Popcorn pussy

popcorn pussy is when a girls pussy gets so wet and so swollen from too much sex. It literally swells like popcorn!

We had so much sex that she had popcorn pussy!

by The stallion February 5, 2019

Pussy Prep

When a female or gay male puts a considerable amount of time into preparing their bodies for sex.

Jan: Sam is coming in at 9 tonight...

Mya: Have you even shaved yet? You only have three hours to pussy prep!

by Mickey Milk May 26, 2018

Pussy Snare

A Pussy Snare is a snare that attracts females and traps them. The type of Pussy Snare used is dependent on many factors such as these: what type of Pussy are you looking to catch? Old pussy? Young pussy? Fertile pussy? Cute pussy? Dumb pussy? Smart pussy? Lazy pussy? Skinny and or fat pussy? Lady pussy? Woman pussy? Tight pussy? Loose pussy? Hairy pussy? Bald pussy? White pussy? Black pussy? Yellow pussy? Red pussy? Tight young white girl pussy? Whatever kind of pussy you’re looking to snare, it will depend on the bait and type of trap. If you’re looking to snare a young Mexican tight pussy, try using the Pussy Snare model - 3 it looks like an ordinary border of the United States, but in reality it’s a Pussy Snare. Try Putting down an American flag or some tacos as bait. If you’re looking to snare a black pussy, I would suggest the Model - 2 snare, this snare looks like her ex boyfriend’s Xbox, but in reality it’s a pussy snare. As bait, use her ex boyfriend’s credit card. If you’re trying to snare some white girl pussy, (the trickiest of all mind you) use the model - 1 snare. This snare looks like a Starbucks, but in reality it’s a Pussy Snare use a Frappuccino or some kind of other fancy coffee as bait. If you’re looking to score some yellow pussy, use the model - 4 snare. This snare looks like a noodle shop, but in reality it’s a Pussy Snare Use a small dog in a small purse as bait. If you’re looking to snare some red pussy, don’t.

“I just finished setting up eight pussy snares today” - uncle Jimbob

by SoupCanHarry The hobo November 8, 2019

Pussy clapping

When them stanky ass hoes be clapping them pussy lips so hard juices be flying out

Damn her pussy clapping

by Jimmy lee420 March 15, 2019

Pussy Check

This is where u check a lass out before you go for her.

James: '' How bout that lass over there g? ''
Calean: '' Nah bro let me Pussy Check her firstly ''

by Coochie Kid May 22, 2019