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butt picker

A loser who mooches off of others until his/her times runs out. See also "couch surfer". Butt pickers lack any sort of motivation. Some are sociopaths, true users, but most are lazy indolent types who seek out helping hands to screw over. Get a life, butt pickers.
Although he was a talented carpenter, Johnny was too lazy to find a steady job, and instead chose to lounge around as a butt picker, watching the TV and eating the food of whoever bought his sorry stories.
by tuftskins May 22, 2010
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Pocket Picking

When your balls are itchy but you don't want to publicly scratch them, so you put your hands into your pockets and scratch your balls so nobody can see.
1) "Are you pocket picking your balls?"

"Yeah man, my balls have been itching all day!"

"Well at least pocket picking will prevent anybody from seeing you scratch your balls"

2) "My balls itch, i think I'm gonna pocket pick them"
by Slicklizard August 16, 2010
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dick pick

-A type of comb that looks like a fro pick but is used to brush your pubes.

- a tooth pick that is stuck slightly stuck inside the nozzle of the penis. Just enough for penetration but not enough to cause unbearable pain. Most girls first insert the dick pick into one nozzle then use it to clean their teeth which turns some guys on.
- yo my dude why the hell you sticking my dick pick in your fro man, you know where that shit has been niggga

-Stick that dick pick in but dont go to fast... ouch bitch
by verk-a-lerk December 6, 2007
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pickel

something that tasts very good
umm i love pickels they are so juicy
by lizzy7 November 8, 2009
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cherry picker

1. When you scratch your balls so much that they crack and start to bleed.
2. When you finger a girl when she's on her period.
Dude, I was scratching my balls a lot last night and I darn gave myself a cherry picker.

Jenna and I where about to have intercourse but I found out that she was on her period, so I just gave her a cherry picker.
by DYLANNNNNNNNNNNN. August 30, 2008
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Plickens

"Dude, Anthony's going to PLICKENS!"
by Geralld December 5, 2018
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picking your cheese

Attempting to remove, your underwear from your butt crack in other words, removing your wedgy out of your bum hole.
Hey gurl, where you just picking your cheese?
by EDGAHHHHH January 19, 2009
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