innocent patrick

An innocent Patrick is a young individual who displays a complete misunderstanding of basic social contexts and the most simple and instinctive of references. He must be male but does not necessarily need to be named Patrick. Indeed a Jim, Brian or Paul could all be perfectly accurately described as an 'innocent Patrick'.

Sheila: "Did Micheal remember to let the donkey out into the field?"
Thomas: "Did he fuck, sure that innocent Patrick doesn't know his ass from his elbow".

by bigballafatdollastacks June 11, 2014

James Patrick

A little fucking bitch who can't hold his alcohol. He remains to be cocky even though he is a virgin at 40. He gets no bitches and has never seen a woman naked

I would never want to sit on James Patrick's face

by bonaligma November 3, 2018

St. Patrick's Day

The one day of the year when it is socially acceptable to be shitfaced during the day, whether you're at school, work, etc.

Normally I would not go to class drunk at 9:00am, but it's St. Patrick's Day.

by bumbleclot March 17, 2010

Saint Patrick's Day

A day for all of ireland to get pissed

It's Saint Patrick's Day, time for a drink

by gkbcfc March 18, 2008

St. Patrick

I think St. Patrick actually saved the Irish from the potato famine by following the rainbow to a pot of cereal with marshmallows and a keg of green beer. So the people had cereal with marshmallows and the grown ups drank green beer until they weren’t hungry. Then they picked bouquets of four leaf clovers and danced around to a fiddle music with the rats. - Tressa

Hey, St. Patrick, thanks for the green beer and that thing you did to save all our potatoes!

by Tressa L March 17, 2009

Chef Patrick

noun; Moniker given to culinary geniuses who are good with their hands. Usually reserved for handsome men with a sparkling smile, who can turn on the heat in the kitchen and pretty much anywhere else.

Girl 1: OMG this food is soooo good! Check it out - that's the guy who made it.
Girl 2: Oh yeah, he's definitely a Chef Patrick.
Girl 1: How can you tell?
Girl 2: Honey, the steam that is rising is not coming from your dish it's coming from you looking at him!

by HulaGurl June 21, 2011

nathanial patrick shields

faggot, homosexual

your a nathanial patrick shields. It means you like men.

by fdjafdhfa March 11, 2009