The Conservative Party

Right wing, outdated, pathetic, racist (yes very much so fucking racist). An ode to Britains imperialistic, tyrannous past, who's supporters range from the very old, senile members of public, who still believe the Royal Family to be of importance, and also that queen does infact know of them and their life stories.... to the unintelligent, right-wing, moronic, privilledged youth of today who still believe that "the empire still exists, and is cool", who's private school-paying parents fund their privilledged lifestyles and anal buggery, and, who all in all, are soley responsible for stirring up hatred against illegal immigrants, trouble in northern Ireland and a barrier to a united Ireland, alienation from europe and the entire class system across the British Isles. Basicly, the Conservative party is the root of all of Britain's problems. I'm British, but sometimes, I am very very much ashamed. If you vote for the Conservative party, I fucking hate you.

The Conservative party believes in having an elite, which basicly means you have to be either a) Rich, or b) a cunt who's willing to sell his soul in order to be rich, in order to be in the 'elite'. The whole notion of conservatism sickens me. It is fundamentaly against the evolution of human society.

by the boy with common name April 30, 2008

nut and bolt party

A couples party where the hosts gives each woman a nut and each man a bolt that does not match the nut his partner has.

During the party, everyone tries to find the matching nuts and bolts. Matching pairs determine parings for whatever activities are planned for the after-party. Often it is used to detremine who is going to have some sort of sex with each other.

My girlfriend Jill and I went to an oral "nut and bolt" party the other night. My bolt fit into Suzy's nut and Jill's nut fit Bob's bolt.

I got so hard watching Jill giving Bob a blow job while I was licking Suzy's pussy. I think Bob was surprised that Jill swallowed his cum. Suzy had me cum on her tits, but she gave one hell of a blow job otherwise.

by BRD October 24, 2004

party people

party people: collective noun for group of people. Sometimes used sarcastically to refer to people who under no circumstances would party, eg. drivers from MA.

Come on party people, learn to drive.

by Slagathor July 14, 2004

sausage party

a party where there are more guys than girls

Joe: "Hey man how was the party at the frat last night?"
Mike: "It was shitty. Not enough chicks, it was a freakin sausage party."

by Sammy Girl September 14, 2005

Party Elbow

When your at a party, Concert etc. and you want to get from point A to B, simply raise your elbow perpendicular to your body, preferably at shoulder length, and proceed plowing through in a uniform and straightforward fashion.

Scott: And how do you expect to get over there?
Ron: simple... Party Elbow

by Ronzula September 28, 2008

3 P Party

depending on who is listening...

authority figures:
pizza, pop, parents

friends:
pussy, pong, pot

Bob: "This week blew lets have a 3 P Party this weekend."

Teacher: "What's that?"

"Pizza, pop, and parents of course."

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Kid: "Alright I'll get the blunt and the natty, invite some pussy."

by Cpt. Fantastic September 11, 2009

No pants party

A party in which all attendees are required not to wear pants or anything below the waste. On occassions when underwear is not allowed, it is strongly suggested that a protective plastic covering be placed on all sofas and chairs for the duration of the party.

Welcome to the No Pants Party, Panos, drop your drawers and find a friend!

by Deac Hungus November 22, 2005