by Patsy. July 14, 2009
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Pesron A - 'Yuk whats that smell?....God, it smells like someone has just opened dracula's coffin!'
Person B - Yeah sorry mate, it was me, I farted.
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Person A- 'Uh oh guys I'm opening dracula's coffin!'
Person B - Yeah sorry mate, it was me, I farted.
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Person A- 'Uh oh guys I'm opening dracula's coffin!'
by Jackmanflash March 14, 2012
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Small dish of pretentious welcoming soup. Recipes are varied, but generally consist of a base of Campbell's Cream of Chicken soup, with local variations based on customs and the main dish to be served. Often made to sound fancy, but secretly is made of crap ingredients. Traditionally served at room temperature in ramekins, in order to increase the level of pretentiousness.
by orangeshirt November 14, 2016
Get the Opening Sauce mug.The phrase “I keep opening the fridge door means just what it sounds like but also applies to phones. You open the fridge door when you’re bored and don’t know what you want to eat or what to do. This can also be applied to apps you may open on your phone but don’t really want to, you’re just bored or not sure what to do.
Example 1: *opens fridge door* “What am I doing? I don’t want to open this.” *few seconds later* “Can I stop opening the fridge door? I’m not even hungry.”
Example 2: *after several minutes of opening random phone apps and locking and unlocking your phone.* “I keep opening the fridge door” *locks phone only to immediately unlock it again for no reason* “Dangit!” *tosses phone beside self*
Example 2: *after several minutes of opening random phone apps and locking and unlocking your phone.* “I keep opening the fridge door” *locks phone only to immediately unlock it again for no reason* “Dangit!” *tosses phone beside self*
by Dollbabysweetasaplum May 22, 2019
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Get the Opened the crazy door mug.An Open House that is also an Orgy, and both are facilitated by the realtors at the firm of the seller's agent .
"I banged this hot broad at Barbie's Opening House party yesterday afternoon before rush hour."
"We like to stage a few Opening Houses each month and track everyone in the CRM software to maximize engagement and hopefully sell more houses."
"We like to stage a few Opening Houses each month and track everyone in the CRM software to maximize engagement and hopefully sell more houses."
by OwenF April 22, 2019
Get the Opening House mug.An opengasm is a portal of exploration to your untouched self, to that true you that resides underneath the piles of dirt you have accumulated over the years.
It’s the liberation of your bare soul. It’s waking up from a living death. It’s breaking out of the casket prison we sleep in. it’s defying the behavioral protocol. It’s screaming so loud we upset the neighbors. It’s being brave enough to speak up for yourself and have your voice resonate in another soul. It’s living up to your mission. It’s not giving a fuck about what they’d say.
It’s the liberation of your bare soul. It’s waking up from a living death. It’s breaking out of the casket prison we sleep in. it’s defying the behavioral protocol. It’s screaming so loud we upset the neighbors. It’s being brave enough to speak up for yourself and have your voice resonate in another soul. It’s living up to your mission. It’s not giving a fuck about what they’d say.
Every time you are caught in a moment of extreme bliss–this is what you are shouting. This is what you are craving with the strength of a 109,000 horsepower engine. You are having an opengasm; you are opening the fuck up.
by pamelawasabi November 2, 2019
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