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Someone who is basically a girls bitch forever. He is forced to do her chores. He can never put his foot down. She owns him.
Guy: hey lets go to the movies
Guy 2: sorry me and my girl are going to shop for food. I'm buying, driving, everything.
Guy: you her bitch bro
Guy 2: no I'm the boyfriend of the year
Guy 2: sorry me and my girl are going to shop for food. I'm buying, driving, everything.
Guy: you her bitch bro
Guy 2: no I'm the boyfriend of the year
by Watermelon lord fam January 30, 2016
Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
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Ibe, the abstract photographer/juggler/mysterious human being/handsome/strong/lowkey super intelligent/2nd best darts player in Photo 1 class/millionaire/philantropist/entrepreneur/D1 baller/Daniel's Caesar's former producer/lil' car collection/funny guy/good with kids
I saw Erykah's Badu and Erykah Badu's Boyfriend on a romantic-ass date they look so good for each other, what a power couple
by Ooby Bob February 27, 2024
Someone who is already in a relationship, like yourself, that you deeply care for and have a loving attachment to. The feelings are mutual between you two, so you make it unofficially official. You don’t want to share this person with anyone other than their significant other. You’re in a relationship with each other on the side.
When you have more than one boyfriend
When you have more than one boyfriend
by SecondgirlfriendNicki July 01, 2019