nap-sammy

The act of taking a nap and waking up only to masturbate before taking another nap.

Nap. -> Bate. -> Nap. Nap-sammy.
We can't get a hold of Wylie today, I bet he is in the midst of another nap-sammy.
by kurtwithakay September 16, 2020
mugGet the nap-sammymug.

Lash Nap

When someone is so tired but they can’t keep their eyes closed they have a male ejaculate onto their closed eyelashes to help keep them closed to increase the likelihood of sleeping.
Tawny said, “I’m so freaking tried but I can’t sleep, I could really use a lash nap right now”.
by NeckRowFeelYa May 27, 2022
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nap faded

n. when one wakes from a nap and resembles an individual who is really doped up on weed (eyes bloodshot, watery eyes), usually because they took a nap with contact lenses in.
When Tom woke from his nap during his lunch break, his co-workers thought he was high. His boss then subsequently fired him when, in actuality, he was only nap faded.
by Max Wellington September 23, 2013
mugGet the nap fadedmug.

Swigot's Nap

When you fall asleep when the sun is out, and wake up and the sun is still out regardless of what time it is.
Huh I woke up from my Swigot's Nap and I feel so awake!
by LogikalThinking April 14, 2019
mugGet the Swigot's Napmug.

Naps girl

Every single naps girl is miserable. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. Why they so miserable?? No clue but they damn fucking miserable. Sometimes i wanna kms listening to them wanna kill themselves.
reeves-roopnarine(pres man who cant pull) and this ugly waste of break jumbie horn him (naps girl)

E.g 2 vineet-Maharaj-rampersad (NEXT PRES MAN is a trend) he get a multicellular horn . How?? The naps gyal link with him and was send other men nudes
by Momdu November 20, 2023
mugGet the Naps girlmug.

Tard nap

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.
"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."
by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020
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NAP

No. Anal. Please

On your dating profile, all you gotta say is NAP.
#NAP because that sh*t hurts
Do I look like a nappy girl? (If one is down with it)
by Foody Kroger July 2, 2019
mugGet the NAPmug.

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