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Minnesota Muff Mangler

Inverting both fists and penis inside a female's vagina, at the same time.
I honestly didn't know what to do when my wife requested the Minnesota Muff Mangler.
by Martyr69 March 4, 2024
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muff grease

the uncomfortable feeling when sweat rolls down your muff
I've got bad muff grease today babe
by Currymuncherfromhell March 6, 2024
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muff grease

the uncomfortable feeling of sweat rolling down your muff making it greasy
I've got bad muff grease today babe
by Currymuncherfromhell March 6, 2024
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free muff

Free muff - after an argument with the mrs you go down stairs to get a drink, you come up the stairs and hear rustling, you listen for exactly 10 seconds, you walk into the room and place your water (that's all you have within the house) onto the wind w ceil, you see the mrs wrapped up like a burrito on the cellular device you proceed to then get into bed where you will lay for 2 minuets before you feel her leg rise, now... straight flaps... straight salmon has now touched upon the surface of your soft skin. you begin to notice that your leg is no longer dry.
david: "are you free muff right now?"
by thecommingdemon November 24, 2024
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Free Muff

The term "free muff" can be described as the act of lying in bed while a woman's intimate area "muff" rests on her partner's leg in a relaxed and casual manner.
An example of "free muff" might be after a disagreement, when one partner goes to get a drink. On returning to the room, after a moment of listening outside, they enter, place the drink on the side, and get into bed. The other partner then casually drapes their leg over theirs, and they notice a sensation of moisture. This leads to the realization that their partner's intimate area "free muff" is in direct contact with their leg in a relaxed and unassuming manner.
by topfloorboss55 November 24, 2024
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Double Muff

The act of eating a muffin out of a woman’s genitalia (aka muff)
by DoubleMuffMan February 25, 2025
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Luh Muff

Luh Muff is a sophisticated slang term that is a synonym to calling someone a motherfucker. Muff combines mother and fucker together to create one, more efficient, term.
Shut up Luh Muff!” (directed towards someone you have deemed to be a mother fucker)
by TheWordBros April 1, 2025
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