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Morning Burn

That feeling in the morning when the roof of your mouth, when in contact with water, feels like it's burning so fucking bad.
I usually experience Morning Burn, maybe because I open my mouth while I'm asleep.
by Da Berrrr September 17, 2016
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Early morning riser

A person who wakes up early in the morning. The title of a Pure Prairie League song from 1972.
I think that one of the keys to my success is that I am an early morning riser. Because of this, I tend to associate mostly with other early morning risers. We drink coffee together.
by Big poppa 62353456 December 2, 2016
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Dodecashot morning

A particularly difficult morning requiring the consumption of twelve shots of espresso or the equivalent amount of caffeine to fully wake up.
Particularly useful for individuals who have developed an extremely high tolerance to caffeine.
I'm having another dodecashot morning.
by Ender3030 December 5, 2016
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morning practice

When you get up early to practice eating out that pussy.
Hey yo I have have this girl coming over tomorrow I should get in my morning practice so I'm ready.
by Ripm8123 December 11, 2016
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morning sunrise

It's when a man feels his penis is starting to get hard so you lay it across your girls face while she's sleeping early in the morning and let the tip raise her upper lip til she looks like she has a hair lip
My girl punched me cause I gave her a morning sunrise
by Ram sac December 20, 2016
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Morning Logging

In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.
Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?
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Morning blush

When ur face start to burn first thing you wake up and check ur phone
Holy fuck stop giving me the morning blush
by Morningblush July 21, 2019
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