March 14th

The day the world went to shit in the year 2020.

The year my birthday ruined the world

Guy 1: Whoa, look at what today is!
Guy 2: It's March 14th, that clusterfuck of a kid's birthday!
Guy 1: Wasn't it their unlucky 13th?
Guy 2: Talk about Unlucky

by Acornpupp June 22, 2021

25 March National Send Nudes Day

March 25 is the national send nudes day to wear a female or male will send nudes to a friend or partner that they are willing to send

Mike: hey send hey send nudes. Sally: (insert explicit picture here)

This will only happen on 25 March national send nudes day

by No you haha lol March 24, 2021

merch

short for the word "merchandise". in liverpool

i.e weed, canabis etc

alrite lad any merch?

by drcannabis June 20, 2006

Stephen Merchant

Hot dude
i love him
he is pretty
i fangirl over him
i love stephen merchant
<3

Me- I love stephen merchant
Friend- No he is a nerd
Me- Good bye
Friend = dead

by omgomgomgiloveyou June 16, 2011

Charlottesville March

A torch light march that took place on Saturday, August 12th, 2017. It was one of the most disgusting things you may have ever seen. It was a group of angry white people (or just plain Nazis) that are against everything human beings and America stands for. They cried out saying that white people were being attacked, that everyone else is anti-white. They said disgusting words and attacked innocent counter-protesters. They complained about something that's not even existent, and are giant brats that have been given everything what they wanted, but they are pissed about daddy not buying the right color car. This march was shameful, and disgraceful, and it is recommended you don't engage in similar activities.

"Hey, did you see the Charlottesville March?"
"Yeah. It was absolutely horrible,"
"Agreed,"

by againsthate August 12, 2017

March Hare

An awesome rabbit from the re-make of Alice in Wonderland by Tim Burton. He ogles spoons and is probably the funniest thing in the.... *spoon*.

Tim Burton fan #1: Dude, that March Hare is so damn funny the I can't even look at spoons anymore.

Tim Burton fan #2: I know man. i pee'd on myself the first time I...

March Hare: Spoon.

Everybody: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1!!1!1

by spoons'n'such March 19, 2010

28 march

National cuss day!
Ignore your parents you can cuss all day today f*** sh*** p**** doesn't matter.

"It's national cuss day! F*** you." 28 March.

by A Unknown Soul November 19, 2020