script monkey

A disparaging term for a psychiatrist who dispenses pharmaceutical scripts like a trained monkey.

We need another script monkey here at the prison, somebody who can quickly move ‘em in and out on a production line.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 11, 2019

Monkey Chode

Monkey chode is a small but wide hairy dick, owned by a man called Geraint, it started when geraint said that his dick was the largest primate. Someone can also have a monkeys chode if they go around on halloween dressed as a banana.

Man: hey guys, what G is the largest primate?

Geriant: My dick!!

Man: haha…you have a Monkey Chode!

by tim twatsiel November 25, 2014

fuzz monkey

A slang word for cops. Originated in the Boston Area. See also Po Ninja

Break up the party! The fuzz monkeys are here!

by Sam Dibble August 26, 2008

boiler monkey

boiler monkey is a Boilermaker a Boilermaker is Anyone who works in the boiler construction or repair trade or A member of the International Brotherhood of Boilermakers, Iron Ship Builders, Blacksmiths, Forgers and Helpers

boiler monkey, boilermaker

by misfit138 June 12, 2009

Space monkey

Consider the first monkeys shot into space. Without pain, without sacrifice, we are nothing.

You look like a monkey ready to be shot into space

by The G November 28, 2003

Hairy monkey

weed, grass, marijuana

smoking the hairy monkey

by Del83 June 16, 2009

Ice Monkey

When two gay guys are in the shower the one on the outside (away from the water) is the ice monkey.

The male's actual penis might also be referred to as the ice monkey.

If there are 3 male's in the shower , there is more then likely 2 ice monkeys. Gay males should use a hot tub to avoid getting ice monkied

The two gay males did not share the hot water equally and poor Bruce became an ice monkey.
Bruce's penis was out of the heat too long and shrunk down to a rather embarrassing ice monkey .

by UrbanKnowsAll111 June 21, 2010